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Today, March 18 is National Awkward Moments Day. Care to Share?
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:48 am
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:48 am
Here’s mine: A few years back, I was having dinner with family when I casually mentioned that a certain religion was completely off the deep end (Not exactly the words I used). Cue my aunt, calmly setting down her fork, looking me dead in the eyes, and saying, “Oh, your uncle and I are members of that religion.”
Awkward doesn’t even cover it—this was Defcon Level Social Disaster. Your move!
Awkward doesn’t even cover it—this was Defcon Level Social Disaster. Your move!
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:50 am to blueridgeTiger
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Awkward Moments Day.
quote:
Your move!
chicken would need more servers or have to close this board down like the rant on game day for me to even start

Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:53 am to blueridgeTiger
Scratching my arm when speaking in uncomfortable situations.
Not understanding when is the time to shake hands.
Not being aware of my face until someone else reacts.
Consistently making the same motions when speaking to someone.
Actually this might be the spectrum
Not understanding when is the time to shake hands.
Not being aware of my face until someone else reacts.
Consistently making the same motions when speaking to someone.
Actually this might be the spectrum
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:56 am to Odysseus32
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Care to Share?
Being in this thread when Odysseus32 realizes on his own that he's retarded.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:57 am to blueridgeTiger
Posted this one before but this sorority girl used to be a consistent frick buddy. She’s a sweet girl. Didn’t have a car because she was from out west
We’d been doing our thing for years . She’s up for anything. Choking/facials you name it. Finally convinced her to do anal. Went great . We both enjoyed it.
Well.. we got greedy.. did it back to back nights.. the second time… it was a disaster.. started to notice shite on my dick and it started to smell , in doggy style on my bed.. I slipped and pulled out and the girl took a giant dump on my sheets . The room smelled so bad. I went and showered and then she showered after I did
We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .
We’d been doing our thing for years . She’s up for anything. Choking/facials you name it. Finally convinced her to do anal. Went great . We both enjoyed it.
Well.. we got greedy.. did it back to back nights.. the second time… it was a disaster.. started to notice shite on my dick and it started to smell , in doggy style on my bed.. I slipped and pulled out and the girl took a giant dump on my sheets . The room smelled so bad. I went and showered and then she showered after I did
We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 9:58 am
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:58 am to blueridgeTiger
I ran into a girl i hadn't seen in a while. She talked about having a baby and I looked at her and asked her when was she due?
And she replied, " I had him six months ago."
And she replied, " I had him six months ago."
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:00 am to blueridgeTiger
Getting caught with your aunt's panties after a religious retreat.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:00 am to blueridgeTiger
Wore a members only jacket that my uncle just gave me to a middle school / early high school party. It didn't really fit and I got lots of questions. This was around 2000. That fashion wasn't in in general anymore much less for awkward 13 year olds.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:01 am to blueridgeTiger
The guy on here that started to tear up while introducing himself at his new job. He wins every year
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:03 am to blueridgeTiger
Was at dinner while on a vacation and this incredible awkward guy who is dating my SIL just leans over to this table of ~20 people and yells, “hey, so where you guys from? I bet $20 that one of you is from Philly.”
None of them were from Philly.
None of them were from Philly.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:07 am to blueridgeTiger
It's my birthday. Checks out.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:09 am to Lawyered
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We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .
Ole Miss girls are wild.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:09 am to blueridgeTiger
Middle school my buddy was kneeling down at his locker…slammed him in the back face first into his locker
Was not my buddy.
Was not my buddy.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:10 am to Lawyered
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We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .

This is why the OT is great.
Did you at least finish?
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 10:12 am
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:11 am to Lawyered
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Lawyered
I remember that story - wasn't it in that hookup thread?
This one had me rolling, man.


Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:12 am to blueridgeTiger
I was running in my neighborhood one day a few years ago when I lived in Birmingham, and I passed a dead raccoon in the road in front of a house. I said out loud "poor coon" as I was running past. As I said that I looked up and noticed the black guy who lived in the house the dead coon was in front of on his front porch. He gave me a nasty look. True story.
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:13 am to blueridgeTiger
Awkward for her, me only sort of...
My wife trying to sound smart telling the next door neighbor that she doesn't like baby names that are alliterations. They were discussing another family who had recently had a kid named, lets say, "Sean Smith".
Me standing behind her knowing both the neighbor's kids had the intials G. G..
My wife trying to sound smart telling the next door neighbor that she doesn't like baby names that are alliterations. They were discussing another family who had recently had a kid named, lets say, "Sean Smith".
Me standing behind her knowing both the neighbor's kids had the intials G. G..

Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:14 am to Lawyered
quote:
Posted this one before but this sorority girl used to be a consistent frick buddy. She’s a sweet girl. Didn’t have a car because she was from out west
We’d been doing our thing for years . She’s up for anything. Choking/facials you name it. Finally convinced her to do anal. Went great . We both enjoyed it.
Well.. we got greedy.. did it back to back nights.. the second time… it was a disaster.. started to notice shite on my dick and it started to smell , in doggy style on my bed.. I slipped and pulled out and the girl took a giant dump on my sheets . The room smelled so bad. I went and showered and then she showered after I did
We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .
Did I just take a time machine back to when the OT had great stories?

Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:14 am to blueridgeTiger
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