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Today, March 18 is National Awkward Moments Day. Care to Share?

Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:48 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21699 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:48 am
Here’s mine: A few years back, I was having dinner with family when I casually mentioned that a certain religion was completely off the deep end (Not exactly the words I used). Cue my aunt, calmly setting down her fork, looking me dead in the eyes, and saying, “Oh, your uncle and I are members of that religion.”

Awkward doesn’t even cover it—this was Defcon Level Social Disaster. Your move!
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
125424 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:50 am to
What religion?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82735 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Awkward Moments Day.


quote:

Your move!


chicken would need more servers or have to close this board down like the rant on game day for me to even start
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8448 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:53 am to
Scratching my arm when speaking in uncomfortable situations.

Not understanding when is the time to shake hands.

Not being aware of my face until someone else reacts.

Consistently making the same motions when speaking to someone.

Actually this might be the spectrum
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45441 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:56 am to
quote:

Care to Share?

Being in this thread when Odysseus32 realizes on his own that he's retarded.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
34614 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:57 am to
Posted this one before but this sorority girl used to be a consistent frick buddy. She’s a sweet girl. Didn’t have a car because she was from out west

We’d been doing our thing for years . She’s up for anything. Choking/facials you name it. Finally convinced her to do anal. Went great . We both enjoyed it.

Well.. we got greedy.. did it back to back nights.. the second time… it was a disaster.. started to notice shite on my dick and it started to smell , in doggy style on my bed.. I slipped and pulled out and the girl took a giant dump on my sheets . The room smelled so bad. I went and showered and then she showered after I did

We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 9:58 am
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
65773 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 9:58 am to
I ran into a girl i hadn't seen in a while. She talked about having a baby and I looked at her and asked her when was she due?
And she replied, " I had him six months ago."
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
12918 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:00 am to
Getting caught with your aunt's panties after a religious retreat.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
5058 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:00 am to
Wore a members only jacket that my uncle just gave me to a middle school / early high school party. It didn't really fit and I got lots of questions. This was around 2000. That fashion wasn't in in general anymore much less for awkward 13 year olds.
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
693 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:01 am to
The guy on here that started to tear up while introducing himself at his new job. He wins every year
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
74893 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:03 am to
Was at dinner while on a vacation and this incredible awkward guy who is dating my SIL just leans over to this table of ~20 people and yells, “hey, so where you guys from? I bet $20 that one of you is from Philly.”

None of them were from Philly.
Posted by SouthMSReb
Member since Dec 2013
4612 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:07 am to
It's my birthday. Checks out.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17063 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:09 am to
quote:

We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .


Ole Miss girls are wild.
Posted by Wildcat98USA
Member since Nov 2023
320 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:09 am to
Middle school my buddy was kneeling down at his locker…slammed him in the back face first into his locker

Was not my buddy.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
74893 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:10 am to
quote:

We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .


This is why the OT is great.

Did you at least finish?
This post was edited on 3/18/25 at 10:12 am
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19072 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Lawyered


I remember that story - wasn't it in that hookup thread?

This one had me rolling, man.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
54825 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:12 am to
I was running in my neighborhood one day a few years ago when I lived in Birmingham, and I passed a dead raccoon in the road in front of a house. I said out loud "poor coon" as I was running past. As I said that I looked up and noticed the black guy who lived in the house the dead coon was in front of on his front porch. He gave me a nasty look. True story.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
39702 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:13 am to
Awkward for her, me only sort of...

My wife trying to sound smart telling the next door neighbor that she doesn't like baby names that are alliterations. They were discussing another family who had recently had a kid named, lets say, "Sean Smith".

Me standing behind her knowing both the neighbor's kids had the intials G. G..
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
45441 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Posted this one before but this sorority girl used to be a consistent frick buddy. She’s a sweet girl. Didn’t have a car because she was from out west

We’d been doing our thing for years . She’s up for anything. Choking/facials you name it. Finally convinced her to do anal. Went great . We both enjoyed it.

Well.. we got greedy.. did it back to back nights.. the second time… it was a disaster.. started to notice shite on my dick and it started to smell , in doggy style on my bed.. I slipped and pulled out and the girl took a giant dump on my sheets . The room smelled so bad. I went and showered and then she showered after I did

We threw away the sheets and lit some candles.. and then we had the most awkward silent car ride back to her sorority house .


Did I just take a time machine back to when the OT had great stories?
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34097 posts
Posted on 3/18/25 at 10:14 am to
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