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If u could be anybody in the bible except Jesus who would u be?
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:42 am
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:42 am
Tough one. Abraham- have a people named after u
King Soloman- richest and most wisdom person ever
Any one of the disciples - talked to Jesus and witnessed the miracles
Any others?
King Soloman- richest and most wisdom person ever
Any one of the disciples - talked to Jesus and witnessed the miracles
Any others?
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Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:44 am to SuckerPunch
quote:This seems pretty obvious
King Solomon- richest and wisest person ever
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 5:45 am
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:45 am to SuckerPunch
King David
Dude banged half the women in israel
Dude banged half the women in israel
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:48 am to SuckerPunch
Aren’t most OTers already modern day King Solomon’s?
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 5:49 am
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:48 am to SuckerPunch
Paul, there was no other arc in the New T. greater than his. We’re excluding Jesus.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:51 am to Kolbysfan
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Paul
I like Paul and his letters, but Paul went through the ringer post conversion
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:54 am to SuckerPunch
Satan, but this time we’re changing the story for good. God is a jealous god and just tries to keep the man down.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 5:56 am to Cosmo
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Dude banged half the women in israel
Have you seen the women in Israel?
I would choose to be Enoch since he actually got to hang out with God.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:00 am to SuckerPunch
Also, being whoever the lucky guy was that knocked up Mary would be a strong #2 option. I bet she was stunning. The only negative is having to deal with that narcissistic kid who claimed he could walk on water.
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 6:01 am
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:00 am to SuckerPunch
quote:
most wisdom person
This
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:01 am to UptownJoeBrown
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God.
This is the only answer that makes any sense unless you see God and Jesus as one entity or you can't allow yourself to take the big prize.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:02 am to SuckerPunch
Mary- to have the chance to give birth to and raise the Son of God.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:03 am to SuckerPunch
quote:Apoc. (Rev.) 6:1-2 (KJV)
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:06 am to North Dallas Tiger
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quote:And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.Apoc. (Rev.) 6:1-2 (KJV)
How poetic. I bet you got a real high from writing that nonsense.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:08 am to VooDude
quote:Have a blessed day.
How poetic. I bet you got a real high from writing that nonsense.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:08 am to SuckerPunch
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Any one of the disciples - talked to Jesus and witnessed the miracles
Would be sweet to be one of them…until how all but one ended.
I think it would be cool to be the groom at the wedding in which Jesus performed the first documented miracle. Got married and partied with Jesus the same day. Hard to top as a mere mortal.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:12 am to SuckerPunch
Longinus
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:15 am to SuckerPunch
I mean Elijah seems to be able to summon the power of God at will, blowing up idols of false gods and soldiers with fire on command, raising the dead, making food from thin air, parting the Jordan River, controlling the weather, etc. Then he rides off to heaven in a chariot of fire. So I'm gonna roll with Elijah.
Posted on 1/29/25 at 6:15 am to SuckerPunch
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Any one of the disciples - talked to Jesus and witnessed the miracles
They all, except for John, died painful, horrifying deaths. Actually, I’ll take John, known as the beloved, lived the longest, saw the early church really established. Has a gospel named after him and some amazing scripture in his books as well.
-Paul was beheaded
-Peter was crucified upside down
-Andrew was crucified upside down
-Thomas was stabbed to death with spears
-Philip was skinned alive and beheaded
-James (son of Zebedee) was beheaded
-John was thrown in boiling oil but somehow survived (well we all know how)
-Bartholomew was skinned alive and beheaded
-Matthew was burned to death
-James (the Lesser) stoned and clubbed to death
-Simon (the Zealot) was sawed/axed to death
-Jude was sawed/axed to death
This post was edited on 1/29/25 at 6:18 am
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