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Uncle Sam wants you - to become a pirate and help take out the Cartels

Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:24 pm
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
18814 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:24 pm
Yesterday we had a thread on reports that Mexican Cartels threatened to shoot down repatriation flights and today there is a thread on a firefight at the border between the Cartels and Border Patrol: LINK.

Now Donald Trump JR has latched onto the downing planes threat, and is championing the idea of bringing back the Revolutionary War practice of giving out letters of Marque to citizens - giving them the right to take up arms against the Cartels as Privateers.

Ukraine bros here’s your chance if you missed out on flying halfway across the world to fight against Russia.

This conflict is much closer and more convenient.

Get some!




Threadreaderapp - Letters of Marque against the Cartels

This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 7:52 pm
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
2031 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:25 pm to
If only Jimmy Buffet could be alive to see this!
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69275 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:29 pm to
Cajun Navy STACKED
Cartels F&%KED
Posted by Liger43
Member since Sep 2019
640 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:30 pm to
Should use the cartel and their “territories” as bombing practice. Wipe em out
Posted by killedbyindians
Earth
Member since Jun 2022
1420 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:35 pm to
So wait I can legally roll Mexicans and take their cash now?
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
18814 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:36 pm to
I wonder how much coke and drug money they’ll let us keep?

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Blackwater finna eat.
This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
23716 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:44 pm to
What’s the daily bag limit and do I get to keep the plunder?
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70814 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:44 pm to
Taking out someone as well armed as the cartel should warrant a bit more than “a cut”

I’m not looking to get my entire extended family decapitated.
This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted by nuRally
Member since Mar 2018
141 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:47 pm to
Which version of GTA is based on Mexicali? Juarez?
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18761 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:58 pm to
I’d rather us completely shut down the border and use drones to take out the cartel, Juan at a time.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60683 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:03 pm to
Clearly Mike Leach did not die of natural causes as he was already a pirate and knew strategy.


You know his flagship would be "The Gorilla"
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
9705 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:06 pm to
I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Great idea, junior.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
34877 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:07 pm to
Didn’t we do this in Afghanistan with contractors?
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8117 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:11 pm to
Lemme just grab my keys to the boat..

Yo ho yo ho hookers and blow
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30939 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:20 pm to
Soldiers of fortune are truly going to make fortunes. Imagine a bunch of special forces guys with the proper backing. I'd invest.

And broadcast footage by pay per view and social media.
This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 8:22 pm
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30939 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:22 pm to
This also opens up for private citizens to have "weapons of war". They'd be tax write offs as well.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7013 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:26 pm to
Better eliminate with extreme prejudice and not get captured or else your head is gonna be on a tortoise.
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1520 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Great idea, junior.


Yep, allowing the cartels to continue running the show unchallenged is definitely the better move.

:derp:
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7927 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 9:58 pm to
quote:

Should use the cartel and their “territories” as bombing practice. Wipe em out


Someone’s been watching Landman.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
9705 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

Yep, allowing the cartels to continue running the show unchallenged is definitely the better move. :derp:


The frick you think your lil hunting rifle, hell…AR15, is going to do to the fricking Sinaloa Cartel? I mean, congrats on your, uh, patriotic (but not really) death?
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