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Uncle Sam wants you - to become a pirate and help take out the Cartels
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:24 pm
Yesterday we had a thread on reports that Mexican Cartels threatened to shoot down repatriation flights and today there is a thread on a firefight at the border between the Cartels and Border Patrol: LINK.
Now Donald Trump JR has latched onto the downing planes threat, and is championing the idea of bringing back the Revolutionary War practice of giving out letters of Marque to citizens - giving them the right to take up arms against the Cartels as Privateers.
Ukraine bros here’s your chance if you missed out on flying halfway across the world to fight against Russia.
This conflict is much closer and more convenient.
Get some!
Threadreaderapp - Letters of Marque against the Cartels

Now Donald Trump JR has latched onto the downing planes threat, and is championing the idea of bringing back the Revolutionary War practice of giving out letters of Marque to citizens - giving them the right to take up arms against the Cartels as Privateers.
Ukraine bros here’s your chance if you missed out on flying halfway across the world to fight against Russia.
This conflict is much closer and more convenient.
Get some!
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This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:25 pm to Kjnstkmn
If only Jimmy Buffet could be alive to see this!
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:29 pm to Kjnstkmn
Cajun Navy STACKED
Cartels F&%KED
Cartels F&%KED
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:30 pm to Kjnstkmn
Should use the cartel and their “territories” as bombing practice. Wipe em out
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:35 pm to Kjnstkmn
So wait I can legally roll Mexicans and take their cash now?
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:36 pm to Kjnstkmn
I wonder how much coke and drug money they’ll let us keep?
Blackwater finna eat.
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This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:44 pm to Kjnstkmn
What’s the daily bag limit and do I get to keep the plunder?
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:44 pm to Kjnstkmn
Taking out someone as well armed as the cartel should warrant a bit more than “a cut”
I’m not looking to get my entire extended family decapitated.
I’m not looking to get my entire extended family decapitated.
This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 7:45 pm
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:47 pm to Kjnstkmn
Which version of GTA is based on Mexicali? Juarez?
Posted on 1/27/25 at 7:58 pm to Kjnstkmn
I’d rather us completely shut down the border and use drones to take out the cartel, Juan at a time.
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:03 pm to Kjnstkmn
Clearly Mike Leach did not die of natural causes as he was already a pirate and knew strategy.
You know his flagship would be "The Gorilla"
You know his flagship would be "The Gorilla"
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:06 pm to Kjnstkmn
I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Great idea, junior.
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:07 pm to Kjnstkmn
Didn’t we do this in Afghanistan with contractors?
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:11 pm to Cheese Grits
Lemme just grab my keys to the boat..
Yo ho yo ho hookers and blow
Yo ho yo ho hookers and blow
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:20 pm to Kjnstkmn
Soldiers of fortune are truly going to make fortunes. Imagine a bunch of special forces guys with the proper backing. I'd invest.
And broadcast footage by pay per view and social media.
And broadcast footage by pay per view and social media.
This post was edited on 1/27/25 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:22 pm to Kjnstkmn
This also opens up for private citizens to have "weapons of war". They'd be tax write offs as well.
Posted on 1/27/25 at 8:26 pm to Kjnstkmn
Better eliminate with extreme prejudice and not get captured or else your head is gonna be on a tortoise.
Posted on 1/27/25 at 9:52 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Great idea, junior.
Yep, allowing the cartels to continue running the show unchallenged is definitely the better move.
:derp:
Posted on 1/27/25 at 9:58 pm to Liger43
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Should use the cartel and their “territories” as bombing practice. Wipe em out
Someone’s been watching Landman.
Posted on 1/27/25 at 10:20 pm to Roman Candle Tag
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Yep, allowing the cartels to continue running the show unchallenged is definitely the better move. :derp:
The frick you think your lil hunting rifle, hell…AR15, is going to do to the fricking Sinaloa Cartel? I mean, congrats on your, uh, patriotic (but not really) death?
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