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Forget Panama, Canada, Greenland, Puerto Rico, let’s make Israel the 51st state.

Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:43 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:43 pm
Israel is like that foster kid your parents bring in and fall in love with and spend ordinate time and money on them and forget about their real children. Adopt them and make them part of the family already.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116672 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:46 pm to
Hmmm, what do Canada, Greenland and Israel all have in common?
Crappy food.
Posted by rtr72
Alabama
Member since Aug 2011
610 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:46 pm to
But Canada has milk in a bag.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
15905 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:47 pm to
fricks sake. I’d rather have Canada.
This post was edited on 1/26/25 at 1:47 pm
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:48 pm to
But they have some pretty fine women and it would make things so much easier diplomatically.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10482 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:50 pm to
frick no. They might be wealthy, but they have to recycle shite water to irrigate enough crops to feed their own populace. Probably the MICs wet dream though to be able to set up conflict whenever they want.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:50 pm to
But think of how much foreign aid that would save us. We would be spending it on ourselves instead of another country.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
30887 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:51 pm to
Hell no!
I'm not a bigot though. I like Kosher dill pickles and Hebrew National hot dogs.
Posted by WhatItDo
Member since Sep 2024
361 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:51 pm to
It already is
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
10482 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:51 pm to
Best food i ever ate was at a mongolian grill near the airport in eilat. Baby potatoes that literally melted in your mouth. Still not isreali food. But it did come from there!
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

Hebrew National hot dogs


Those are my go to.
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
8406 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:53 pm to
There's legit national security and energy issues with Panama, Canada, and Greenland. Israel, not so much.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

There's legit national security and energy issues with Panama, Canada, and Greenland. Israel, not so much.


Does Congress know this?
Posted by Harpo67
L.P
Member since Mar 2011
197 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

But think of how much foreign aid that would save us. We would be spending it on ourselves instead of another country.

We already have California.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
9588 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:56 pm to
no
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
52812 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:56 pm to
No
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41381 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 1:59 pm to
They know how to do women in the military the right way

Posted by Tandemjay
Member since Jun 2022
4639 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 2:07 pm to
Jokes on you, DC is Israel's 2nd state.
It was the uni-party's original money launderer before Ukraine.
Posted by EYE_on_LSU
San Marcos, TX
Member since Jul 2018
353 posts
Posted on 1/26/25 at 2:32 pm to
The Muslims would scamper line mice.

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