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I will never understand Ted Danson's motivations

Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:51 pm
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50785 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:51 pm
She was never, ever, under any light of day or candle at night, attractive. WTF was he thinking dating her for two years?



Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6520 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:53 pm to
Sam Malone must have been back on the bottle.
Posted by Deek
Member since Sep 2013
1237 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:54 pm to
Just proves that pussy is undefeated
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
138911 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

I will never understand Ted Danson's motivations


They probably gave him a choice, either date Woopie for 2 years or go tranny. So he dated Woopie for 2 years.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56118 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:56 pm to
He went black but he went back.
Posted by Finklesteins Kid
ATL
Member since May 2021
649 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:56 pm to
Posted by Adajax
Member since Nov 2015
8219 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:57 pm to
Once you've had White, you know it's right.



Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6520 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:58 pm to
Once you go Whoopie, you wake up saying "Whoopsy."
Posted by Wildcat1996
Lexington, KY
Member since Jul 2020
9355 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:58 pm to
Time wasn't kind to Kirstie Alley, but at least she was smokin hot back in the day.



Whoopie?

Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11164 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:12 pm to
Was Ted a man in search of the most politically correct mate at the time?

Whoppi was certainly black enough to earn him some points.

Then he met Mary Steenburgen and married her and automatically got a "Friend of Bill" badge from her long time friendship with Bill and Hillary Clinton. That has to be good for additional points.
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
30886 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:13 pm to
Ted Danson is as dumb as Sam Malone.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5053 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:17 pm to

He got his big break doing a Colt 45 commercial back in the 70s (before the Malt Liquor brands realized their product was only consumed by a certain demographic).

So maybe it was fitting.


Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
50785 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:18 pm to
I mean, if you're gonna go black, there were plenty of hot black women out there in the 90's.

Vanessa Williams



Vivica Fox



Halley Berry



Nia Long



Brandy Norwood



But, NOOOOOOOOO. Ted went and scraped the bottom of the barrel for this:

Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9592 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:20 pm to
It was probably a lavender marriage to conceal they were both gay
Posted by Goforit
Member since Apr 2019
8686 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:24 pm to
Actors aren't immune from mental illness.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12162 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:24 pm to
I like the blackface picture.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
12393 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:47 pm to
they say beauty is only a light switch away.........but even in the dark i'd still know, and throw up.
Posted by TJack
BR
Member since Dec 2018
3059 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Just proves that pussy is undefeated

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Posted by BurlesonCountyAg
Member since Jan 2014
4525 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 2:01 pm to
I think Trump should declassify the files on Ted Danson.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87456 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

Time wasn't kind to Kirstie Alley, but at least she was smokin hot back in the day.


There was still something sexy about Kirstie Alley even when she was a whale.
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