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Christmas Gift Ideas?

Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:04 pm
Posted by GeauxTigahs92
Member since Sep 2019
497 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:04 pm
My wife is asking me what I want for Christmas and I have absolutely no idea what to tell her. What is everyone asking for this year?
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
23677 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:05 pm to
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My wife is asking me what I want for Christmas


Fleshlight.
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
8215 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:05 pm to
Amazon gift cards and head
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6685 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:05 pm to
pic of wife?
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18309 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:06 pm to
I don’t ask for anything
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
61295 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:08 pm to
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My wife is asking me what I want for Christmas



Posted by Barry McCockinner
Member since Sep 2018
1496 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:08 pm to
BJ
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13662 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:08 pm to
Why does anyone want to trade cash, which can be spent ANYWHERE, for something that has to be spent in one specific place?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20204 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:12 pm to

It's tradition

Posted by SaintlyTiger88
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2013
2200 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:13 pm to
I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo. If she don’t like the slippers, she can go frick herself lol.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21645 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:13 pm to
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My wife is asking me what I want for Christmas and I have absolutely no idea what to tell her. What is everyone asking for this year?


Got any hobbies? Golf bag? Kayak?

Are you a DYI’er? Maybe some expensive, time-saving tools?

Are you Irish? Join an Irish marching club and get a green tuxedo?
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21645 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:15 pm to
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Why does anyone want to trade cash, which can be spent ANYWHERE, for something that has to be spent in one specific place?

Are you married? Share banking accounts?

A cash gift is like your wife reaching into your wallet and handing you the money she finds there. Uh, thanks?
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13662 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:17 pm to
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Are you married? Share banking accounts?

A cash gift is like your wife reaching into your wallet and handing you the money she finds there. Uh, thanks?


Yes and yes. You just described any gift you get from her.
Why is her taking that money our of your wallet, putting limitations on it and then giving it to you any better?
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21645 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:23 pm to
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Yes and yes. You just described any gift you get from her.
Why is her taking that money our of your wallet, putting limitations on it and then giving it to you any better?


You must be an accountant or an engineer. Lord knows we need you guys, but romance and imagination aren’t your strong suits, are they?
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55452 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:25 pm to
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134501 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:25 pm to
"Get her a bowling ball for all I care."*


*Billy Beane in the movie Money Ball.
Posted by 24nights
North of I10
Member since Apr 2012
5282 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:31 pm to
3 way with one of her friends, what do I win?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
7239 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:34 pm to
I wish my wife would buy me a brisket, a tomahawk steak, and a bunch of beer.

Let me get drunk and cook.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21465 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:36 pm to
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pic of wife?

He has to look at her all year long, why would he want a pic of her for Christmas?
Posted by White Bear
Deer-Thirty
Member since Jul 2014
17520 posts
Posted on 11/18/24 at 3:39 pm to
Tell her a piece of arse will suffice.
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