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Last Supper (Colonoscopy)
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:42 am
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:42 am
What’s the last thing y’all chow down on before that big colonoscopy cleanse kicks in? I’m talkin’ about that final meal, the one you savor before it’s all broth and Gatorade. What’s on your plate?
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:49 am to Pankerville
Cavier and fancy imported European cured meats with grey poupon. This is the OT, sir.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:49 am to Pankerville
I don’t focus on the meal before. More so the meal after. I had one earlier this year.
Absolutely engorged myself afterwards.
Absolutely engorged myself afterwards.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 6:56 am to Pankerville
Chili…as much as you can eat.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:19 am to SquatchDawg
You act like its your last meal. fricking eat your lunch and then swig down a couple bottles of Mag Citrate. No biggie. You will be cleansed out and eating again the next morning after getting that tube stuck up your arse. Why so dramatic?
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:23 am to tigerbait3488
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couple bottles of Mag Citrate
That stuff is so effective I thought about adding some sugar and pounding a bottle once a month for a cleanse.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:43 am to Pankerville
Quit being a bitch about it.
You should be thinking about your first meal after it is finished.
You should be thinking about your first meal after it is finished.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:44 am to Pankerville
Think I would concentrate on not eating much at all. Celebrate afterwards. Best thing to do is eat light the day before the cleansing.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:44 am to Pankerville
I actually start eating lighter two days in advance. It makes the prep process more bearable.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:52 am to Pankerville
Fava beans and a nice chianti.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 7:55 am to tigerbait3488
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fricking eat your lunch and then swig down a couple bottles of Mag Citrate. No biggie. You will be cleansed out and eating again the next morning after getting that tube stuck up your arse
You can’t eat anything the entire day before. I ate a meal Wednesday at 8 and didn’t have a bite of solid food for another 42 hours.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:11 am to Pankerville
It's just not that big a deal
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:13 am to SquatchDawg
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That stuff is so effective I thought about adding some sugar and pounding a bottle once a month for a cleanse
Same. A good Friday 6:00 pm to Monday at noon fast with a cleanse once a month would be fantastic.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:18 am to jlovel7
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I don’t focus on the meal before. More so the meal after. I had one earlier this year.
Absolutely engorged myself afterwards.
^^This
Hashbrown bowl with chicken and jalapeños from Waffle House is not advised.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:20 am to tigerbait3488
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Why so dramatic?
You know the gays have a flair for it
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:22 am to tigerbait3488
Maybe your colon is cleaner than mine since you take it up the butt on your lunch break.
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:23 am to jlovel7
That was going to be my next post. What did you eat?
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:25 am to Pankerville
Olive Garden
Endless Salad Bowl
Endless Salad Bowl
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:30 am to Pankerville
It doesn’t matter because it’s all coming out in liquid form. You should be focusing on the meal you have after the best nap you’ll ever have.
I had a cheeseburger & fries
I had a cheeseburger & fries
Posted on 10/19/24 at 8:31 am to Pankerville
Lots of cheese always works best.
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