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When Anderson Cooper Dies...

Posted on 10/11/24 at 1:54 am
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 10/11/24 at 1:54 am
When Anderson Cooper retires or dies, I know it's my time is getting close. I've been watching this guy since I was 12. 30 plus years. He kicks the bucket? I'm ordering my casket and arranging my affairs

Saw him doing hurricane coverage, and I was like, "Don't you die."

I don't even particularly like the guy. He's just always been there telling me the news since I was TWELVE. The first person to explain the news to me when I started paying attention was him.

It was weird, but when I saw him the hurricane coverage, I blinked and realized that man has been on the tv every day for the last 34 years. He started on channel one when he was 23 and hasn't been off tv since. I don't know anything else like that to be honest. I guess the Simpsons.

I'm sure other generations have someone similar, but for GEN X and Elder Millenials...that dude is a constant.

Anderson Cooper and the Simpsons. Yep.

This post was edited on 10/11/24 at 3:44 am
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
2057 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:01 am to
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He's just always been there telling me the news


Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24338 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:02 am to
quote:

He's just always been there telling me the news


I don't particularly like him or agree with him, but they dude has been on TV every day for the last 30 years or so...

He's just a constant. He's just always been there.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134493 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:05 am to
Why do you need a guy to "tell you the news"?


You can watch stuff first person and personal on Tigerdroppings and get the opinion of a thousand imbeciles.

And some of them will even give it you in rhyme.


The OP loves Anderson Cooper,
For the news he just thinks that he's super,
If he were to retire,
OP's life would be dire,
With his dreams of Andy up the pooper.


This post was edited on 10/11/24 at 7:45 am
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24338 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:06 am to
You got me. I dream of a threesome with Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin.
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3598 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:51 am to
Cooper is a evil dude
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74516 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 3:16 am to
I can never forgive his family for Andersonville.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
33351 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 3:23 am to
quote:

He's just always been there telling me the news


Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24338 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 3:27 am to
Y'all know a hell of a lot more about this man than I do. I know he's a Vanderbilt and he's on TV. That's the limit of how much I care.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139062 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:04 am to
quote:

He's just a constant.


You are missing the point. He is a constant liar. He's not good for you, unless you like beta dudes.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
9303 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:20 am to
We used to watch him on Channel One news back when we were in school in the 90’s
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24338 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:34 am to
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You are missing the point. He is a constant liar. He's not good for you, unless you like beta dudes.


I don't give a shite about a news readers morality. I really don't care. His relative good:evil ratio does not affect me in any way. I don't care. I was saying he's just always been there since I was a child. It's one of those stupid realization that occasionally happen.

Bob Barker and Casey Kasem are dead. He's the only one I can think of that's been on air that long.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
23909 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:36 am to
This is a weird way to announce you’re gay
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24338 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:38 am to
quote:

This is a weird way to announce you’re gay


What should I do? Let you suck my cock?
Posted by SpaceCamp
Member since Nov 2020
546 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:44 am to
Are you okay?
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Member since Jan 2009
8443 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:45 am to



So Brave
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24338 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:48 am to
I am fan fricking tastic today. Gonna be a good one. I am just sitting here drinking my coffee and being amazed that a milquetoast new anchor has the ability to trigger this board. Didn't expect that when I posted something to the effect "Wow, this guy has been on tv every day for 35 years. That's kinda cool.

But you never know with the OT.
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21014 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 6:01 am to
:thatsbait.gif:
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3106 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 6:02 am to
Same with Wolf Blitzer, except his schtick is looking like a foreign war correspondent.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
23143 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 6:14 am to
quote:

Y'all know a hell of a lot more about this man than I do. I know he's a Vanderbilt and he's on TV. That's the limit of how much I care.


You started a thread saluting his service at 2am on a school night bro.
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