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Beauty Caroline Ellison sentenced to 2 years in prison, ordered to forfeit $11 billion
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:47 pm
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:47 pm
Top FTX exec and Sam Bankman-Fried’s ex-lover Caroline Ellison sentenced to 2 years in prison
Also,
Diddy and crypto fraudster SBF are sharing a dorm-style room in a Brooklyn jail
quote:
Caroline Ellison, the star witness in the prosecution of FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried, was sentenced in New York federal court in Manhattan to two years in prison and ordered to forfeit $11 billion.
Ellison, who ran the Alameda Research hedge fund affiliated with FTX, agreed to a plea deal in December 2022, a month after the cryptocurrency exchange spiraled into bankruptcy.
Judge Lewis Kaplan said a “literal get-out-of-jail-free card I can’t agree to” as he sentenced Ellison while praising her extensive cooperation.
Also,
Diddy and crypto fraudster SBF are sharing a dorm-style room in a Brooklyn jail
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Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:48 pm to stout
My life is more complete by knowing this
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:49 pm to stout
Interesting she got any time. I read an article quoting white collar lawyers in that area who thought she would get no time. DOJ prosecutors called her cooperation extraordinary and the bankruptcy trustee is going to be able to pay most money back to creditors because of the appreciation of the crypto assets 
This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:51 pm to stout
She'll start an onlyfans when she gets out and some old men will get her back to a few billion.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:53 pm to fastlane
quote:
She'll start an onlyfans when she gets out and some old men will get her back to a few billion.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:53 pm to stout
Does she have $11 billion?
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:54 pm to fastlane
Not until stops combing her hair with buttered toast... 
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:54 pm to coolpapaboze
Apparently she does in crypto
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:54 pm to stout
So she has $11 billion and now she has to forfeit it?
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:56 pm to boosiebadazz
You'd think with 11 billion she'd be able to afford a makeover. Or even a whole new face.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:56 pm to N2cars
quote:
Not until stops combing her hair with buttered toast...
This is her leaving the courthouse today
Posted on 9/24/24 at 6:59 pm to stout
She plays hell putting a pillowcase on a pillow
Posted on 9/24/24 at 7:03 pm to stout
Loved SBF in Welcome Back, Kotter...
Posted on 9/24/24 at 7:04 pm to Psych23
With $11 billion she could afford complete and total control over my butthole in perpetuity
This post was edited on 9/24/24 at 7:05 pm
Posted on 9/24/24 at 7:08 pm to Psych23
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You'd think with 11 billion she'd be able to afford a makeover. Or even a whole new face.
Honestly, where did that number come from? In an ironic twist, the administrator’s timing of liquidation was the sole reason shareholders lost money.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 7:08 pm to stout
Twins?
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Posted on 9/24/24 at 7:14 pm to boosiebadazz
Not pretty enough to avoid prison.
Posted on 9/24/24 at 7:16 pm to stout
Posted on 9/24/24 at 7:20 pm to stout
Only person I’ve ever seen who looked better in the courtroom sketch
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