Trump is a master - he just set the ultimate trap

Corn Pop was a bad dude. And he ran a bunch of bad boys. And back in those days -- to show how things have changed -- one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap. And so he was up on the board and wouldn't listen to me. I said, 'Hey, Esther, you! Off the board, or I'll come up and drag you off.' Well, he came off, and he said, 'I'll meet you outside. My car was mostly, these were all public housing behind us. My car - there was a gate on here. I parked my car outside the gate. And he said, 'I'll be waiting for you. He was waiting for me with three guys with straight razors. Not a joke. There was a guy named Bill Wright the only white guy and he did all the pools. He was a mechanic. And I said, 'What am I gonna do?' And he said. 'Come down here in the basement, where all the mechanics- - where all the pool builder is.' You know the chain, there used to be a chain that went across the deep end. And he cut off a six-foot length of chain, and folded it up and he said, 'You walk out with that chain, and you walk to the car and say, 'you may cut me man, but I'm gonna wrap this chain around your head. I said, 'You're kidding me.' He said, 'No if you don't, don't come back.' And he was right. So I walked out with the chain. And I walked up to my car. And in those days, you remember the straight razors, you had to bang 'em on the curb, gettin' em rusty, puttin' em in the rain barrel, gettin' em rusty? And I looked at him, but I was smart, then. I said, 'First of all,' I said, 'when I tell you to get off the board, you get off the board, and I'll kick you out again, but I shouldn't have called you Esther Williams, and I apologize for that. I apologize.' But I didn't know that apology was gonna work. He said, 'you apologize to me?' I said, 'I apologize but not for throwing you out, but I apologize for what I said.' He said, 'OK,' closed that straight razor, and my heart began to beat again.

Some dude trying to tell us Obama running things.

You don’t know how to fast forward?

I bet you got fined a shitload of money by blockbuster video for not knowing how to rewind video tapes when you returned it to the store

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Some dude trying to tell us Obama running things.

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What’s funny about that? Obama lives in DC near the WH (every other POTUS left DC), and Obama has a bunch of his former staffers in the WH.

And it’s clear Biden is incapable of running it.

Not exactly a stretch.

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Corn Pop

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in case anyone here hasn’t seen it, here’s the actual appearance from whence this transcript came:


compare the physical appearance of Crazy Uncle Joe in this 5-year-old video to his debate performance

and no one can tell me that his rambling Corn Pop/hairy legs monologue wasn’t an early sign of creeping dementia

i half expected him to say something about tying an onion to his belt

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She is a wretched old babysitter nanny whore.

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Funny as hell and true.

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Not spending 5 minutes watching some dude I don’t know get to the point

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PSA: You can click the gear icon (for settings) and change the playback speed to x2 and watch the whole thing in under 2.5 minutes, while still being intelligible.

Many people forget changing the playback speed is an option on YT. I think it's an invaluable tool for videos I'm not really interested in sitting completely thru but the title intrigued me just enough to click & want to find out the answer or see the end result.