re: I just had the weirdest experience of my life

lived on South Brightside in 1992, our next door neighbors were three LSU sorority girls

one Saturday night about 3AM one of my roommates starts yelling about something. We all get up and go to the door as he opened it, Standing in our door was 6’11 Geert Hammink. He had been banging on our door and yelling. He is very drunk, very angry and says “hey I’m Geert, where is Sarah?”

so we are in a pickle because Sarah is a neighbor, but we dont want to send this enormous drunk Dutchman to a woman’s apartment at 3AM and this is pre-cell phones. So a room mate goes next door and wakes the neighbors, Sarah is there and we tell her drunk Geert is next door looking for her. She walks over, comes to get him and brings him to her apartment. Our roommate in the loft could hear the neighbors apartment the best and he said it sounded like Geert tried to punch a hole in Sarah with his dick.