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Posted on 5/11/24 at 4:33 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 4:33 am
Good Mornng
Today is going to be a beautiful day.
How’s your shoulder Lithium ?
Joke of the Day
Stanley died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad, you better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley."
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up,
roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it
ain't Stanley."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had
two arseholes ?”
"What? He had two arseholes ?”asked the mortician.
“Yup,
we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
"There's Stanley with them two arseholes.”
Today is going to be a beautiful day.
How’s your shoulder Lithium ?
Joke of the Day
Stanley died in a fire and was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed
someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done
everything together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty
bad, you better roll him over."
The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't Stanley."
The mortician thought this was rather strange.
So he brought Gomer in to
confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up,
roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it
ain't Stanley."
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Stanley had
two arseholes ?”
"What? He had two arseholes ?”asked the mortician.
“Yup,
we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,
"There's Stanley with them two arseholes.”
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 5:04 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:17 am to Bigfishchoupique
Morning everyone.
Ate too much lunch yesterday, went to bed early. Doing good though, the guts are in good shape!
Get your outdoor stuff taken care of today as the next week looks humid and unsettled, rain anytime.
Ate too much lunch yesterday, went to bed early. Doing good though, the guts are in good shape!
Get your outdoor stuff taken care of today as the next week looks humid and unsettled, rain anytime.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 5:44 am to Bigfishchoupique
Morning all,
Thanks to Choup's JOTDs I like to think I could hang at an old school bar fisherman's bar for a few minutes before they ID'd me as a tourist.
Thanks to Choup's JOTDs I like to think I could hang at an old school bar fisherman's bar for a few minutes before they ID'd me as a tourist.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:11 am to Bigfishchoupique
Morning all.
Got a load of insulation, heading to Spokane WA for Monday morning. Just got on I-90 west in Sioux Falls and the gps said "In twelve hundred fifty miles, exit right and approach your destination". That's what's up!
Got a load of insulation, heading to Spokane WA for Monday morning. Just got on I-90 west in Sioux Falls and the gps said "In twelve hundred fifty miles, exit right and approach your destination". That's what's up!
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:14 am to Papa Tigah
Had an eventful night. Heard a bang or pop at about 3 am. I nudge the husband and tell him I hear something (I do this all the time and 99.999% it is nothing) so he gets up to investigate. I hear him turn off the alarm and open the front door and he closes it. I can hear him running back to our room and tells the house across the street is on fire. So I jump out of bed and call 911. He runs outside and starts banging on neighbors door to get them out their house. We have lots of trees in our hood and the embers falling from the fire made me so nervous that it would catch other houses on fire. We live in garden homes that are close to each other. The house was a complete loss and the house next door caught fire. Four fire trucks showed up and caught the second house in enough time to save it although it will have to have work done since the roof was completely on Fire and Water damage. Everyone is ok and all pets were rescued.
This post was edited on 5/11/24 at 6:15 am
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:18 am to Horsemeat
Good Morning Horsemeat. Are you still here? I would like to get your advice on something. Please. Bigfishchoupique@gmail.com. Thank You very much.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:23 am to tigafan4life
Fortunately everyone was ok. That woman intuition is always right ~wink~
My wife can sleep through a tornado but if a light shines, is outside, turn a light on, I light up my phone to see the time. Oh it's grumble grumble
My wife can sleep through a tornado but if a light shines, is outside, turn a light on, I light up my phone to see the time. Oh it's grumble grumble
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:23 am to Horsemeat
Thank You. My son has my BFC mailbox. And will relay my number to you. Again Thanks. It means a lot. Glad you are doing well.
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:24 am to tigafan4life
Morning all. Tiger fan that’s crazy, what an eventful start to the weekend. Glad everyone is ok. I’m up early due to an alarm call at the buiz with some un welcome visitors but nothing like that! Hope everyone has a good Saturday and a better outcome to the baseball game today!!
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:27 am to SA4LSU
Good morning
Getting up at 4am on Saturday should be a crime against nature
COC1
Getting up at 4am on Saturday should be a crime against nature
COC1
Posted on 5/11/24 at 6:31 am to tigafan4life
Good morning all of you people
t4--That sounded like an adventure, glad everyone is well.
t4--That sounded like an adventure, glad everyone is well.
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