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re: Life is Fragile
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:04 pm to SaintlyTiger88
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:04 pm to SaintlyTiger88
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Any of you have any advice on how to accept this inevitability and not let it stress me out?
1. Obtain life insurance license
2. Sell life insurance
3. Spend all day reminding people about how fragile life is.
4. Get 9 “no” answers from people who spend fifteen minutes filling out a form to get life insurance because they don’t have any yet.
5. Listen to 6 of those 9 “no” people tell you about how they’re healthy so they won’t die anytime soon and will just revisit this later.
6. Sell 1 policy for a $600 commission.
7. Repeat steps 1-6 for the next couple hours of the day until you get that next “yes”.
Life sucks and is fragile. Make a living off of it.
If you’re real lucky, you’ll do it long enough to come across the situation I had a few months ago - customer buys a policy after putting it off time and time again. Two hours later, he gets on his motorcycle and dies when someone runs the red light. Boom - success story you get to tell to others all day every day, only for them to assume you’re making it up for a quick sale.
I’d like to close with this: if any of you SOB’s have been my prospects and told me no, I hope you die on your kids birthday without coverage and I hope your wife has to sell the house and move into a rental trailer until she finds a man with a bigger dick to live off of.
This post was edited on 4/29/24 at 6:06 pm
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Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:18 pm to TDsngumbo
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I’d like to close with this: if any of you SOB’s have been my prospects and told me no, I hope you die on your kids birthday without coverage and I hope your wife has to sell the house and move into a rental trailer until she finds a man with a bigger dick to live off of.
Posted on 4/29/24 at 6:34 pm to TDsngumbo
You are a stupid irrelevant frick
Posted on 4/29/24 at 7:06 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
I’d like to close with this: if any of you SOB’s have been my prospects and told me no, I hope you die on your kids birthday without coverage and I hope your wife has to sell the house and move into a rental trailer until she finds a man with a bigger dick to live off of.
I hope you never make another sell
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:04 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
I hope you die on your kids birthday without coverage and I hope your wife has to sell the house and move into a rental trailer until she finds a man with a bigger dick to live off of.
I hope you're laid off because you can't make sales and never get hired by anyone ever again.
Posted on 4/29/24 at 8:50 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Any of you have any advice on how to accept this inevitability and not let it stress me out?
quote:ok, but that actually seems pretty stressful though
1. Obtain life insurance license 2. Sell life insurance 3. Spend all day reminding people about how fragile life is. 4. Get 9 “no” answers from people who spend fifteen minutes filling out a form to get life insurance because they don’t have any yet. 5. Listen to 6 of those 9 “no” people tell you about how they’re healthy so they won’t die anytime soon and will just revisit this later. 6. Sell 1 policy for a $600 commission. 7. Repeat steps 1-6 for the next couple hours of the day until you get that next “yes”. Life sucks and is fragile. Make a living off of it.
Posted on 4/29/24 at 9:28 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
1. Obtain life insurance license 2. Sell life insurance 3. Spend all day reminding people about how fragile life is. 4. Get 9 “no” answers from people who spend fifteen minutes filling out a form to get life insurance because they don’t have any yet. 5. Listen to 6 of those 9 “no” people tell you about how they’re healthy so they won’t die anytime soon and will just revisit this later. 6. Sell 1 policy for a $600 commission. 7. Repeat steps 1-6 for the next couple hours of the day until you get that next “yes”. Life sucks and is fragile. Make a living off of it. If you’re real lucky, you’ll do it long enough to come across the situation I had a few months ago - customer buys a policy after putting it off time and time again. Two hours later, he gets on his motorcycle and dies when someone runs the red light. Boom - success story you get to tell to others all day every day, only for them to assume you’re making it up for a quick sale. I’d like to close with this: if any of you SOB’s have been my prospects and told me no, I hope you die on your kids birthday without coverage and I hope your wife has to sell the house and move into a rental trailer until she finds a man with a bigger dick to live off of.
This is the kind of energy I like to see on this board
Posted on 4/30/24 at 6:07 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
Life sucks and is fragile. Make a living off of it.
If you’re real lucky, you’ll do it long enough to come across the situation I had a few months ago - customer buys a policy after putting it off time and time again. Two hours later, he gets on his motorcycle and dies when someone runs the red light. Boom - success story you get to tell to others all day every day, only for them to assume you’re making it up for a quick sale.
quote:
I’d like to close with this: if any of you SOB’s have been my prospects and told me no, I hope you die on your kids birthday without coverage and I hope your wife has to sell the house and move into a rental trailer until she finds a man with a bigger dick to live off of.
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