GMT

Mawnin Teech

Morning everyone.

Was feeling good till 3:30a then when I rolled over to get out of bed to pee I felt my stomach shift and been fighting nausea since. Trying to not let it progress, it’s like that 1st sense you may have got food poisoning but not yet sick.

But hey it’s Friday so you working folks don’t complain. Being at work beats having to stay in arms reach of a toilet because puking can occur at any moment. Always look at the bright side of a situation.

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I have to leave early to get a CT Scan

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A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Polly has passed
away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning a few moments later with beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet led the dog out but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry; but like I said, your parrot is most definitely, 100% certifiably ...dead."

He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!"

The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would only have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, what did you expect?"

Good morning

Morning all. Gonna be a good day. Gonna be a long day. Gonna be a good long day.

morning gang...on the count down...

Good morning everyone. This week seemed to go by quickly.

Good Morning Humans
Fiesta Friday

Sadly, it probably won’t be an early blast off to TGIF’n today but I’ll make up for it over the weekend.

Y’all do great things today and be an inspiration to everyone you’re around today.

Catch y’all later!

Got to work early for a 7am meeting,, cancelled

Probably go take a nap in my car and come back in an hour, got the shade spot