Pels Game 24

SONS

LIKE ME IN THE BACK OF THE BUS WHEN I WAS 16 TRYING TO GET A HANDJOB, WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED.

OUR INCONSISTENCY EXPLOITED
OUR TENACITY EMACIATED
OUR FIGHT SILENCED

FOR 4 QUARTERS, WE GOT BUTTfrickED IN THE arse WITH NO LUBE. OUR BACKS GOT BLOWN OUT, YOU CAN COME UP WITH SEVERAL OTHER SEXUAL METAPHORS TO DESCRIBE HOW BAD WE frickING LOST, THOSE ARE JUST SOME OF MY FAVORITES.

AND IT ALL frickING STARTS WITH ZION LATEEF WILLAMSON (YES HIS MIDDLE NAME IS LATEEF).

ZION, THERE IS NO frickING WAY IN HELL THAT WE CAN TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. SURE, I CAN DICE YOU UP AND TALK shite ABOUT YOU AND BE frickING MAD, BUT I DONT WANT THAT FOR YOU. THATS LOW HANGING FRUIT, NOT THAT YOU'VE EVER HEARD OF FRUIT (OK OK JUST ONE). I USED TO THINK YOU WERE NAIVE, BUT YOU'RE FAKE AND frickING LYING TO YOURSELF. YOU'VE GOTTEN BY ON GOD GIVEN TALENT, YOU DONT TAKE THOSE THAT KNOW WHAT TO DO SERIOUSLY, AND YOU'VE frickED UP. YOU'VE ONLY SHOWN DEDICATION ONCE SINCE BECOMING A PRO, THEN WENT RIGHT BACK TO EATING THE TABLE.

NO THOSE AREN'T MY frickING WORDS ZION, STEPHEN A frickING SMITH IS CALLING YOU OUT ON NATIONAL TV FOR "EATING THE TABLE" FOR frickSHITASSfrickSAKE

I'M NOT SAYING ITS OVER. ZION CAN TURN THIS AROUND. I'VE SEEN ADDICTS GET SOBER. AND HES STILL IN HIS FIRST RELAPSE.

I HOPE WHAT EVERYONE IN SAYING CAUSES ZION TO "CHECK BACK INTO REHAB" AND GET RIGHT. NOT JUST AS A PELS FAN, BUT AS A BASKETBALL FAN. AS A FAN (FOR SOME REASON STILL) OF LOUISIANA, BECAUSE THIS PLACE IS AWESOME WHEN BALL IS GOOD. I THINK FOR CHANGE TO REALLY OCCUR YOU HAVE TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM. AND I'M HOPING THIS LAKER GAME AND THE BACKLASH FROM IT WAS ROCK BOTTOM FOR HIM, AND A TRUE TURNING POINT FOR ZION. I'D BE NAIVE TO EVEN GIVE THAT A 50/50 SHOT THOUGH. THERES JUST NOT ENOUGH EQUITY ZION HAS BUILT UP FOR ANYONE TO BELIEVE THAT.

THERES NO MORE frickING PELS VS (INSERT TEAM HERE), BECAUSE ZION, FOR BETTER OR WORSE, IS THIS TEAM, AND IS THE REASON WE WILL FAIL OR SUCCEED. THE ONLY THING THATS GONNA STOP THIS REALLY GOOD frickING TEAM IS HIM. HE'S THE frickING DIFFERENCE.

WE CAN ALL ACT LIKE THE frickING SEASON IS OVER, BUT FOR BETTER OR WORSE, I'D RATHER RIDE WITH MY frickING PELS AND BE OPTIMISTIC, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH GOOD GOING ON AND I'M frickING HOPING AND PRAYING IT EVENTUALLY INFECTS ZION AND WE frickING FLAP SONS.

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