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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/22/23 at 2:10 am to
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12924 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 2:10 am to
I was staying at friends in Gainesville area a few weeks back and there was someone doing the same damn thing. Who does that crap in the middle of the night?
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132813 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 7:15 am to
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Wife just texted me that BIL, who recently started spending the work week there after taking a job nearby, told his wife of 12 years over the phone they should “break up”. No other context, active group text yesterday with all of us about who would cook what. My wife is pissed, and says we’re staying home since he presumably lives there now and she can’t face him.

So I got that going for me.

This has potential
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132813 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 9:27 am to
Trying to find the post about the dog killing a pig at Thanksgiving.


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This happened last weekend and I've been saving this for this thread. This is some Jerry Springer shite. I'll try and be as detailed as possible.

My wife has a huge family, 3 sisters and a brother. We all gathered last weekend to do Thanksgiving with her side of the family. I'm guessing around 25-30 folks including aunts and uncles. We had all finished eating and by this time we're all sitting on her parents deck in the back yard sipping on our alcoholic beverages. One of my brother in laws excuses himself to go to the restroom. A few moments later, one of my sister in laws gets up and goes inside. After about 10 minutes my BIL's wife (wife's sister) goes inside to check on him. She cannot find him or her sister in the house. She walks in the front yard looking for them. Low and behold she spots him in the back of their SUV....fricking her damn sister. She walked nonchalantly to the back yard and tells her sister's husband to come with her. They both walk out front to catch the two in the act. Needless to say, there was some screaming, which got the rest of us to go check it out. We all walk out and all 4 of them are brawling in the front yard. Thank God my wife and I are the only one with a child (3 yrs old), so he was the only one there, but was napping on his grandparents bed.

Felt so bad for her parents and SIL/BIL. Everyone pretty much said their goodbyes and went on their way because of the shock.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10715 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 12:31 pm to
Gotta get this thread back on page 1
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
4031 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 12:35 pm to
Favorite thread of the year...
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132813 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 1:00 pm to
Found it.

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Where to kick things off at?? This year was supposed to be a “small” thanksgiving. Just my parents, my oldest, his family, and mine.

Turns out my middle brother decided to come down, and none of us other than my mom knew my ex-SIL was coming down also. My niece from them moved to NOLA and is a typical French Quarter, freak that I want no where near my daughter.

Niece shows up last night with a guy that’s at least 15yr older then her, and is a total shite stain. Unaware to any of us they bring a pot belly pig that they “rescued” to the festivities. My 8mo Dogo Argentino doing what he was bred to do makes a bee line right at it, and the fur begins to fly.

His parents hear the commotion, and decide to join in. By the time we get the dogs off the pig it’s dead. Women are screaming, niece and shite stain are disturbed, and then then ex sister in law shows up.

Me being half way through a bottle of Bulliet I make the comment that I guess ham is now on the menu. Oldest brother, and stepdad die laughing, my wife just puts her hand over her face, and then the family fued really kicks off.

Gonna be an interesting day tomorrow....
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6543 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 1:13 pm to
If this is not stickied by 5:00 pm, we hijack the Israel thread.
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6133 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 2:05 pm to
No drama to ruin this Thanksgiving. Mom’s cancer numbers are consistently dropping with every appointment, rest of the family that I care about are happy and healthy(especially my 2 boys & wife), and the HS football team I coach won state last Friday.

Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
1198 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 2:10 pm to
Thank you sir, you are doing a bang up job!!! The pig killing and the busted in the car outside stories are the cream of the crop from recent years.

Can't wait for the fireworks to begin on here soon, good times!
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35584 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:28 pm to
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Forgot which poster this was. He had family that wouldnt eat in the house because of the virus so they would eat outside in the back yard.
That pic just made me LOL…I love how they are all the way in the back corner of the yard
Posted by H2O Tiger
Delta Sky Club
Member since May 2021
6644 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:35 pm to
The fireworks started for me at 2am, literally
Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
1198 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:49 pm to
indeed, bastards!
Posted by NytroBud
LaFayette
Member since Jun 2009
4127 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 3:53 pm to
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If this is not stickied by 5:00 pm, we hijack the Israel thread.


I Ra'd for a sticky yesterday
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132813 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 4:56 pm to
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That pic just made me LOL…I love how they are all the way in the back corner of the yard

Ill have to look through the 2020/21 threads. We have people wearing masks to thanksgiving meals/eating with a mask on. There were several great posts.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10715 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:10 pm to
If this is not stickied by 5:00 pm, we hijack the Israel thread.
—it is 5:10 pm Central Time
Posted by Barry McCockinner
Member since Sep 2018
931 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:12 pm to
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Wasn't there a whole novel about two people getting caught cheating together in a car during Thanksgiving? Anybody remember that insanity?


That was my wife’s family lol. Divorces were filed and now my former BIL is dating my other SIL and both have been shunned by the family. My wife, 4 year old, and me are having a quiet Thanksgiving at home this year.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:15 pm to
Wait is that a thing? Cousins fricking one another? Christ almighty
Posted by peaster68
Mississippi
Member since Dec 2011
6133 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:39 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
66226 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:48 pm to
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—it is 5:10 pm Central Time
And I’m Don Ames
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5659 posts
Posted on 11/22/23 at 5:51 pm to
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caught cheating


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Barry McCockinner


Timely username
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