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Why were old-school McDonald's playgrounds so shitty?

Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:10 pm
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:10 pm
I remember one time I was too husky and got stuck in Officer Hamburgers upstairs jail. Grimace's cage was just fricking frightening and crazy looking. My older brother one time broke his collarbone on the sold metal rocking horse thing.

Not everything about the old days definitely wasn't better. DAMN old-school McDonalds playgrounds is what I say. Those places were sketchy!
This post was edited on 11/16/23 at 8:11 pm
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:11 pm to
Old mcdonalds playgrounds turned me into the stout baw i an
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:11 pm to
They definitely built character
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:11 pm to
Cause it was at fricking McDonald's
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:11 pm to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:12 pm to
I DIDNT HEAR U COMPLAIN AT THE TIME BITCH
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:12 pm to
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Those places were glorious!


FIFY
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:13 pm to
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I DIDNT HEAR U COMPLAIN AT THE TIME BITCH


What heterosexual man ever calls another man "bitch" at any point? It's something that I'll never understand. And it's also something that's extremely gay.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:14 pm to
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the stout baw i am
I picture you as more of an owlie baw
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:14 pm to
The rusty metal and burning hot plastic surfaces in the summer toughened us up. When you fell off, you fell on hard concrete. Kids today are soft
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:15 pm to
you were just soft
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:16 pm to
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And it's also something that's extremely gay.
sounds like something a projecting McDonalds playground hater would say
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:16 pm to
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The rusty metal and burning hot plastic surfaces in the summer toughened us up. When you fell off, you fell on hard concrete. Kids today are soft



Reading that just seriously gave me some fricked up flashbacks
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:18 pm to
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I was too husky and got stuck in Officer Hamburgers upstairs jail

Sounds like fat kid problems. I wouldn't have a clue about that.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11532 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:18 pm to
That playground was awesome. Ours had an apple pie tree inside, and I thought it was the neatest thing ever.

Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:18 pm to
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What heterosexual man ever calls another man "bitch" at any point? It's something that I'll never understand. And it's also something that's extremely gay.


Shut up, bitch
Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
2581 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:19 pm to
We had a garage sale last weekend and a Mexican family came by with mom, dad, and three boys. The middle boy was probably 9 and pushing 300. Best part? He had a shirt on that read “McDonalds Crew”
Poor kid looked softer than a pillow
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4746 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
5693 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:22 pm to
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Shut up, bitch



Still incredibly gay
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4746 posts
Posted on 11/16/23 at 8:24 pm to
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Sounds like fat kid problems. I wouldn't have a clue about that.


quote:

IAmNERD


Name checks out.

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