re: Alabama wants to win this game

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They want to win this game. If you ignore the numbers, their offense has been better than ours recently. LSU should of have of removed to the outer have on the side in the back. Otherwise what do you think

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Alabama wants to win this game

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Thanks for sharing this insider info, Mr. Corso! I just wish you would have led with, 'Spoiler alert' so as to not ruin the game for us tonight.

Have you ever had a dream...?

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Alabama wants to win this game

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Thank you for clarifying this. I was assuming they wanted to lose.

their offensive numbers are not better than ours. are you a freaking retard!

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should of

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LSU should of have of removed to the outer have on the side in the back.

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LSU - got it. our school and team we are supporting.

Should- means something they did, they, might, but something they definitely ought to do.

Of - from where something came.

Have - possessive word or past tense form of has when coupled with should. But coupled with from where (so the next word of it has anything to with something being possessed we might get back on track here)

Removed - past tense verb of remove which means essentially to take ( so lsu should from somewhere had something taken?)

To - a preposition limiting or extending something. (Perhaps whatever LSU should, but did not, or rather ought to have had, something taken from now should be brought somewhere else?)

The - definite article meaning the exact ( so now whatever it is you think LSU should have or did not take but ought to take from somewhere now should be taken elsewhere it would be to a very specific yet definitive location)

Outer - adjective when coupled with the definitive preceding article “the” we can now surmise that (lsu had something -may even still have it - but whatever it is it should be brought or taken from somewhere to a very specific location outside or near the edge of another specific location).

Have - here we go again. It either means LSU has and/or possesses something or did. ( so LSU had something or has it now they need to bring it to a very specific place outside of something and have it yet again. Now this becomes troubling and mind boggling to reader. How does one have something twice and also at yet the same exact location? Are we now bending time and space somewhere? Because if so, LSU might have a chance here. Otherwise I’m concerned for your mental health. Please have a loved one make sure you’re not having a stroke)

On - another preposition indicating location. (So we are being very specific about whatever it is that LSU had that also needs to be taken outside and yet have it again and at the exact same same time - or we used to and or still doing it - but now it is not under, in, or through, but rather on it as in attached to something outside somewhere else- you are either tripping major balls, having a stroke, or you are bending time space and the English language).

The - article specific. (Maybe LSU is getting close here. We are getting specific now)

Side - dang. A noun referring to one of two flat surfaces. (So LSU is taking or has taken or bringing it has brought or even simultaneously has something outside and on but particularly a specific position of a flat surface- why are we being so vague about what “it” is and “where” it is supposed to be? The suspense is now killing me)
In- (after typing “I’m” 7,965 times thanks to autocorrect), I can now suggest that you now want whatever it is on and near some particular side now brought using this preposition which is the entire opposite of outside and on but rather enclosed upon by all sides or at least enough to define a clear barrier. (LSU is bending hella time and space here. Having something or previously had something that needs to be brought or should have been brought or needs to be removed to simultaneously near the outside on but now also inside at the same time! I’m starting to think this is a magical door of some sort - perhaps full of eligible talented DB’s, but alas I digress as I continue reading now quite perplexed. I’ll continue).

The - there you go with all these particular articles. Not just in but a particular side that is inside. (LSU … nope read all that other shite above dude … )

Back - the rear. Not the front. (LSU … nope. Nope. Nope)

Your English as a Second Language Professor, or your Google Translate needs a swift FIGURATIVE- not literal- kick in their respective genitalia- if they so identify as having one (am I doing it correctly?).

This is the most incomprehensible sentence I’ve ever read in the English language. Please just put it in your native language and we’ll translate it ourselves.

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If you ignore the numbers, their offense has been better than ours recently.

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LSU should of have of removed to the outer have on the side in the back.

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Oh ok

What bothers me is that Ole Miss scored 10 points on Alabama and they scored 55 on us.

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LSU should of have of removed to the outer have on the side in the back.

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Poetry.