Jump to page
Page 1 2 3 4 5 ... 16
Started By
Message
locked post

GMT

Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:12 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36305 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:12 am
Joke incoming….

JOTD

A man loses three fingers in an accident

At the hospital, he asks the doctor, “can I drive with this hand?”

The doctor replies, “maybe. But I wouldn’t count on it.”
This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 4:14 am
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9572 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:14 am to
Good Morning Teech and the OT.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20062 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:16 am to
Mawnin Teech and Bigfish
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24630 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:23 am to
Morning Teech! Gonna be a good day.
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7612 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:28 am to
92 minutes left
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13641 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:35 am to
85 now...

Morning everyone
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
47949 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:38 am to


George Jones - Finally Friday


got a hundred dollars smokin' in my billfold
I know I oughta save it, but it's burnin' a hole
Right through my pocket and into my skin
Come Monday morning, I'll be broke again
It's finally Friday, I'm free again
I got my motor running for a wild weekend
It's finally Friday, I'm outta control
Forget the workin' blues and let the good times roll ooolll oooolll
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9663 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 4:43 am to
Good morning
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32657 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:01 am to
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
85419 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:08 am to
Good morning Friday

Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60968 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:19 am to
Good Morning Humans
TGIF

What’s up coconut butts? It’s gonna be a nice weekend to do most anything. Hopefully err’body can take advantage of it and get out in it.

Geaux Tigers!


Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22295 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:25 am to


Today in History: November 3

644
Umar ibn al-Khattab, second Muslim caliph, is killed in Medina by Lu'lu, an enslaved Persian captive

1493
Christopher Columbus arrives at the Caribbee Isles (Dominica) during his second expedition.

1507
Leonardo da Vinci is commissioned to paint Lisa Gherardini ("Mona Lisa").

1868
Ulysses S. Grant elected the 18th president of the United States.

1883
The U.S. Supreme Court declares American Indians to be "dependent aliens."

1896
William McKinley is elected 25th president of the United States.

1906
International Radiotelegraph Conference in Berlin selects "SOS" (· · · – – – · · ·) distress signal as the worldwide standard for help

1918
The German fleet at Kiel mutinies. This is the first act leading to Germany's capitulation in World War I.

1921
Milk drivers on strike dump thousands of gallons of milk onto New York City's streets to protest the drink's varying prices on the market.

1956
Gary Ross, film director, screenwriter (The Hunger Games, Seabiscuit).

1964
Robert F. Kennedy, brother of the slain president John F. Kennedy, is elected as a senator from New York.

1964
For the first time, residents of Washington, D.C., are allowed to vote in the U.S. presidential election.

1964
Lyndon B. Johnson is elected the 36th president of the United States.

1969
U.S. President Richard Nixon, speaking on TV and radio, asks the "silent majority" of the American people to support his policies and the continuing war effort in Vietnam.

1992
Arkansas Governor Bill (William Jefferson) Clinton is elected 42nd president of the United States.

2020
Donald John Trump (b. June 14, 1946, in Queens, New York) is the 45th and current president of the United States. Was re-elected today.

2021
US begins vaccinating children aged 5 to 11 years with a lower dose of the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine

Today in History: Born on November 3

1918
Russell Long, U.S. senator from Louisiana from 1951 to 1968 and son of Huey P. Long.

1933
Amartya Sen, Indian economist, winner of Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences (1998) for his work on economic theories of famines and social justice and indexes for measuring the well-being of citizens in developing countries.

1933
Michael Dukakis, politician; the longest-serving governor in the history of the state of Massachusetts (1975-79, 1983-91); unsuccessful Democratic candidate for US presidency (1988).

1949
Larry Holmes, professional boxer known as "The Easton Assassin"; his 20 successful defenses of his heavyweight title is second only to Joe Louis' record of 25.

1952
Roseanne Barr, comedian, actress, producer; best known for her starring role in the TV series Roseanne, for which she won both an Emmy and a Golden Globe.

JOTD
There is a factory that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo’s all over the factory floor and they’re really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo’s. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo’s legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

“I’m sorry,” he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday.”

“Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.”


Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45988 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:25 am to
Morning, y’all
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138712 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:27 am to
Morning all
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45988 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:29 am to
Saint, you missed a thread meeting yesterday where you could air your grievances with another GMT or Lunch thread regular in a mostly friendly way. I’m sorry to tell you that you’re going to have to keep that shite to yourself now until next year’s Festivus.
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45988 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:32 am to
Heya, Bama!

Please do not be offended by anything I say over the next 48….. ok, 96 hours
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45988 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:34 am to
Morning, fish, Boot, dad, perch, Capt, Rock, Wally, Army, KyWC

Heeey, Bully!
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60968 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:34 am to
Morning grrrrlllll

Buck Fama, right?



Enjoy the weather if you’re drilling this am! And even if you’re not!!
This post was edited on 11/3/23 at 5:36 am
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45988 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:36 am to
Yes, Sir!
Bama can frick right off!
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
45988 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:38 am to
[/img]
Jump to page
Page 1 2 3 4 5 ... 16
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 16Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram