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re: Ok OT lounge, what can I expect when dating a Hispanic woman?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:04 pm to TrapperJohn
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:04 pm to TrapperJohn
The only cooking you need to worry about is what you're going to eat that she cooks before you take your daily Cialis. I asked my ex, in front of a therapist, how many times a day was enough (sex), and she said, "why do I need to put a number on it?" That was in our 30s. Sex is validation to many Latinas.
Family will get involved. Part of my ex's family owned part of a luxury European car brand, and she was one of the nicest people I ever met. The other "cousin" owned some restaurants in S. LA and was clearly working the Chamber of Commerce, the government of the country they came from, and me, to try to get $$ and favors. Figure out to what extent her family can influence her, and heed the canary in the coal mine if you discover it. She's old enough, she may be open to the "I come before your family," conversation, but she may not. Learn that now.
I wanted to bribe someone to try to take my daughter from our Colombian nanny (no pics) at the Rodeo. There would be levels of death and destruction that rival what is happening to Hamas. I wanted a recording (and yes, I was carrying something with the proper caliber, but I knew she'd rip their f*!@ing faces off.) That sword cuts in many directions.
Bon Chance.
Family will get involved. Part of my ex's family owned part of a luxury European car brand, and she was one of the nicest people I ever met. The other "cousin" owned some restaurants in S. LA and was clearly working the Chamber of Commerce, the government of the country they came from, and me, to try to get $$ and favors. Figure out to what extent her family can influence her, and heed the canary in the coal mine if you discover it. She's old enough, she may be open to the "I come before your family," conversation, but she may not. Learn that now.
I wanted to bribe someone to try to take my daughter from our Colombian nanny (no pics) at the Rodeo. There would be levels of death and destruction that rival what is happening to Hamas. I wanted a recording (and yes, I was carrying something with the proper caliber, but I knew she'd rip their f*!@ing faces off.) That sword cuts in many directions.
Bon Chance.
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Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:04 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
I’m not sure if it matters but in her case she doesn’t drink soda or eat red meat. That plus exercise NORMALLY keeps you looking fit for a while. I have a shitty diet but I work hard.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:08 pm to LemmyLives
You guys have me both excited and terrified. Good stuff, bros. I’m taking notes.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:09 pm to TrapperJohn
You’ll never want a boring arse white woman again.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:10 pm to LSU Warren
quote:
Hispanic women are fire when they are young, but age like milk.
47 ain’t young. If she looks good at 47 she’s probably aging quite well
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:12 pm to TrapperJohn
Listen to this speech and once you switch the verbiage around, act accordingly.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:15 pm to TrapperJohn
I like the grilled cheese burrito from TB, she if she can make that.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:19 pm to TrapperJohn
I can't confirm the sex stories you are getting. But I work with a chick, I say chick, but she's at least in her 40s, from Colombia. She is one of the nicest, sweetest, people I've ever met. Not hot, but not ugly either.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:21 pm to Hold That Tiger 10
quote:she wants your plátano
She is one of the nicest, sweetest, people I've ever met. Not hot, but not ugly either.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:21 pm to TrapperJohn
quote:Salsa…
what can I expect when dating a Hispanic woman?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:23 pm to TrapperJohn
20’s, break your heart, 30’s break the axle in your truck and they have horrible tempers.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:36 pm to TrapperJohn
Not Hispanic chick related but I just wanna say black chicks like to lick booty holes. It felt kinda good
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:37 pm to TrapperJohn
Multiple personalities
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:38 pm to TrapperJohn
Married to 1/2 Asian and 1/2 latino.
They are mean, but like sex, and then mean, and then sex, and then mean.
They are mean, but like sex, and then mean, and then sex, and then mean.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:38 pm to TrapperJohn
quote:
what can I expect when dating a Hispanic woman?
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:43 pm to TrapperJohn
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eat red meat
Oh noes. That's not a great indicator. Some Peruvians eat f*@& Guinea Pigs as their primary source of animal protein (in the mountains). When you're dealing with many other countries, like Argentina, women are proud they're eating Argentinian beef, because they own it. It's patriotic. They like their specific grills, which have been built in Houston, because they have their needs; very proud about cooking beef. (Who wouldn't be, if you do it right, people can't talk. They just roll their eyes and eat.)
Find out the reasons why she's so against red meat, and listen, and find the root cause. Chilean youth are the canary in the mine. Most of the youths are about f*ing and partying, but I've never seen so many Greenpeace activists in my life in Santiago. There is a heavy Marxist influence in the NW of South America. She may not know why she's doing it (or supporting PETA or whatever is going on) but you do need to discern the root cause, and whether it is fixable.
Ask her if she's ok with lamb. If the words "factory farm" come out of her mouth, woof. No chick from Central America would utter such BS.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:44 pm to TrapperJohn
Pros: Being called papi.
Cons: You can go from papi to pendejo real quick.
Cons: You can go from papi to pendejo real quick.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:46 pm to johnnyrocket
Oh, boy, where is the Asian in that? You know, the logical part? That sounds like being married to a Latina. But part of the reason she make hate you without the D is that you referred to her in the masculine (Latino vs. Latina.) 
And which kind of Asian absolutely matters. I'd marry a Korean any time, she'd be on the roof with a 7.62x51 rifle with me if we needed it. Hardcore.
And which kind of Asian absolutely matters. I'd marry a Korean any time, she'd be on the roof with a 7.62x51 rifle with me if we needed it. Hardcore.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:47 pm to Pechon
quote:when they call you cabro its both
Pros: Being called papi.
Cons: You can go from papi to pendejo real quick.
Posted on 10/27/23 at 9:48 pm to TrapperJohn
Throw a towel down, iykyk.
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