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Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:36 am
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:36 am
Morning all. Started the day off by losing my badge.
JOTD
An overweight guy goes to a fitness club
An overweight guy decides to go to a fitness club to sign up to lose weight. After signing up, the fitness coach asks him to go home and be ready early in the morning.
The next morning, his doorbell rings. He opens the door and standing there is a super hot girl. She tells him,” If you can catch me, I’m all yours”. Still stunned, the guy nods and tries to catch her. But he is nowhere near fit enough. This goes on for a few months where everyday the girl comes to his place and he tries to catch her.
Finally the day comes when he is confident he can catch her and eagerly gets ready. The bell rings as usual and he rushes to the door.
An overweight girl is standing at the door and says,”I was told if I can catch you, you’re all mine”
JOTD
An overweight guy goes to a fitness club
An overweight guy decides to go to a fitness club to sign up to lose weight. After signing up, the fitness coach asks him to go home and be ready early in the morning.
The next morning, his doorbell rings. He opens the door and standing there is a super hot girl. She tells him,” If you can catch me, I’m all yours”. Still stunned, the guy nods and tries to catch her. But he is nowhere near fit enough. This goes on for a few months where everyday the girl comes to his place and he tries to catch her.
Finally the day comes when he is confident he can catch her and eagerly gets ready. The bell rings as usual and he rushes to the door.
An overweight girl is standing at the door and says,”I was told if I can catch you, you’re all mine”
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 4:39 am
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:49 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, folks.
This coffee is the answer this morning.

This coffee is the answer this morning.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:00 am to tigernurse
Morning teech wallu, rock, hangi, nurse….
BR bound via NOLA in 2 hours

BR bound via NOLA in 2 hours
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:05 am to dyslexiateechur
Time is flying by.
Sincere good morning to all.
Sincere good morning to all.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:06 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning, pretty people. Up super early traveling to Boston to see my niece's jersey retired at college. Yikes. Never in a million years... 
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:23 am to dyslexiateechur
Good mooning boys good mooning. I have been up since the crack of dawn and I have to assk y'all a question. What is up with Carrie Ann Bailey?
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:35 am to WeeWee
quote:
Up super early traveling to Boston to see my niece's jersey retired at college.
Sao, that's awesome. What sport did she play?
Morning Butch, Sao, WS, Hangit, Rock and all
quote:
What is up with Carrie Ann Bailey?
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:39 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning. Back to doc this morning.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:44 am to tigernurse
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who is that?
Darcey’s friend
quote:
clearly, I have no idea what's up with her.
She has got this look. Like she fell out of the I’m going to suck your dick tree and hit every limb on the way down.
It’s from Varsity Blues if you still don’t get the reference.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:48 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
TGIF
Hell YEAH!! Look like we made it! CONGRATS!!!
Well campers, time to get your campsite in order and ready to pass inspection. After you tidy up and get firewood stacked for the weekend, you are cleared to mosey out to enjoy happy hour at a favorite watering hole.
Thanks for your hard work!
LSU Homecoming this weekend. Sure as shootin, I’ll probably see ya on campus.

TGIF
Hell YEAH!! Look like we made it! CONGRATS!!!
Well campers, time to get your campsite in order and ready to pass inspection. After you tidy up and get firewood stacked for the weekend, you are cleared to mosey out to enjoy happy hour at a favorite watering hole.
Thanks for your hard work!
LSU Homecoming this weekend. Sure as shootin, I’ll probably see ya on campus.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:52 am to Bullfrog
Morning frog….I’m headed to the chimes this evening…will be wearing my old 3 color camio hat with my 4 letter last name embroidered on the back
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:55 am to vl100butch
Morning Butch
If I get that way, I’ll say hey.
If I get that way, I’ll say hey.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:55 am to Bullfrog
Morning all. 'Frog my campsite is no where near ready, but I plan to embrace the weekend anyway.
Best with the doc, McF.
Best with the doc, McF.
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:57 am to vl100butch
morning gang...
chimes this evening...
hmmm...
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 6:15 am
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