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Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:36 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36304 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:36 am
Morning all. Started the day off by losing my badge.

JOTD

An overweight guy goes to a fitness club

An overweight guy decides to go to a fitness club to sign up to lose weight. After signing up, the fitness coach asks him to go home and be ready early in the morning.

The next morning, his doorbell rings. He opens the door and standing there is a super hot girl. She tells him,” If you can catch me, I’m all yours”. Still stunned, the guy nods and tries to catch her. But he is nowhere near fit enough. This goes on for a few months where everyday the girl comes to his place and he tries to catch her.

Finally the day comes when he is confident he can catch her and eagerly gets ready. The bell rings as usual and he rushes to the door.
An overweight girl is standing at the door and says,”I was told if I can catch you, you’re all mine”
This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 4:39 am
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32655 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:37 am to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9663 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:37 am to
Good morning
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46504 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:49 am to
Good morning, folks.

This coffee is the answer this morning.

Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36261 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 4:57 am to


good morning
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36968 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:00 am to
Morning teech wallu, rock, hangi, nurse….

BR bound via NOLA in 2 hours
Posted by footswitch
Meridianville, Alabama
Member since Apr 2015
4682 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:05 am to
Time is flying by.
Sincere good morning to all.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:06 am to
Morning, pretty people. Up super early traveling to Boston to see my niece's jersey retired at college. Yikes. Never in a million years...
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
20875 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:12 am to
Mornin
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
138710 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:19 am to
Morning all
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
20360 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:22 am to
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45323 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:23 am to
Good mooning boys good mooning. I have been up since the crack of dawn and I have to assk y'all a question. What is up with Carrie Ann Bailey?
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36261 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:35 am to
quote:

Up super early traveling to Boston to see my niece's jersey retired at college.


Sao, that's awesome. What sport did she play?

Morning Butch, Sao, WS, Hangit, Rock and all

quote:

What is up with Carrie Ann Bailey?




who is that? and clearly, I have no idea what's up with her.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
10288 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:39 am to
Good morning. Back to doc this morning.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45323 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:44 am to
quote:

who is that?


Darcey’s friend

quote:

clearly, I have no idea what's up with her.


She has got this look. Like she fell out of the I’m going to suck your dick tree and hit every limb on the way down.












It’s from Varsity Blues if you still don’t get the reference.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60968 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:48 am to
Good Morning Humans
TGIF

Hell YEAH!! Look like we made it! CONGRATS!!!

Well campers, time to get your campsite in order and ready to pass inspection. After you tidy up and get firewood stacked for the weekend, you are cleared to mosey out to enjoy happy hour at a favorite watering hole.

Thanks for your hard work!

LSU Homecoming this weekend. Sure as shootin, I’ll probably see ya on campus.


Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
36968 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:52 am to
Morning frog….I’m headed to the chimes this evening…will be wearing my old 3 color camio hat with my 4 letter last name embroidered on the back
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60968 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:55 am to
Morning Butch
If I get that way, I’ll say hey.
Posted by DeCat ODahouse
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2017
1661 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:55 am to
Morning all. 'Frog my campsite is no where near ready, but I plan to embrace the weekend anyway.

Best with the doc, McF.
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12433 posts
Posted on 10/20/23 at 5:57 am to


morning gang...

chimes this evening...

hmmm...

This post was edited on 10/20/23 at 6:15 am
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