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My 4yr old learned about Columbus in school today

Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:43 pm
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:43 pm
He told me:

- he asked kings and queens for money to find gold and spices

- he went on the water to find gold and spices

- he did some good things and some bad things


Pretty impressed a teacher taught a 4 yr old that in one class and he remembered it.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:45 pm to
Thats a fair assessment
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:45 pm to
Not how I thought this thread would go
This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 4:46 pm
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

My 4yr old learned about Columbus in school today



Posted by nugget
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:49 pm to
Your 4 year old has a better grasp on history than 95% of the population
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:49 pm to
That’s pretty dang factual for main points.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

My 4yr old learned about Columbus in school today


I first read columbine
Posted by BigBobbyStorey
New Lodge, Belfast
Member since May 2021
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:50 pm to
in this house Christopher Columbus is a hero! End of story!
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Pretty impressed a teacher taught a 4 yr old that in one class and he remembered it.



You ought to be impressed. It's the kid more than the teacher.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:55 pm to
Didn't even learn "In 1492 Columbus sailed the ocean blue."
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:22 pm to
Nothing about deli meats ?
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31869 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:23 pm to
Ha my 5th grader learned that he skinned mfers alive and boiled them in soap or some shite.

Posted by lowspark12
nashville, tn
Member since Aug 2009
22385 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:31 pm to
What exactly were the good things?
This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 5:32 pm
Posted by BZ504
Texas
Member since Oct 2005
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:38 pm to
I thought Columbus was bad man and racist.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
10001 posts
Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:45 pm to
What did he say about the colonizing patriarchy that ravaged native peoples? No wait, that’s 1st grade.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:47 pm to
Is this in public or private school?
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by Damone
FoCo
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:55 pm to
Columbus was an actual piece of shite, I’m surprised they’re still teaching about him in schools.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:58 pm to
I was holding my breath....
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 10/5/23 at 6:14 pm to
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