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re: Man has “sex” with a tree in a busy UK park

Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:05 pm to
Posted by mt1
LV
Member since Nov 2006
7342 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:05 pm to
You fricking nailed it imho.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
82901 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:06 pm to
Looks like David the Gnome finally got fed up with not getting any and just started fricking a tree.
Posted by Redhead57
Member since Dec 2021
170 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:07 pm to
Posted by WMTigerFAN
Ouachita
Member since Feb 2005
4562 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:07 pm to
In other words,a person was having a mental breakdown
Posted by Redhead57
Member since Dec 2021
170 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
13886 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:34 pm to
He definitely put his junk in the trunk, and leaves nothing to the imagination.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
67631 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:41 pm to
quote:


His shirt (from the police report):

Posted by Blaeke
Member since Dec 2016
1029 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:01 pm to
Love is love, bigots.
Posted by GatorPA84
PNW
Member since Sep 2016
5204 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:46 pm to
That’s one way to”bust a nut.” Am I right?
Posted by Tupelo
Member since Aug 2022
1519 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

quote:
Id be more concerned about splinters


This is why I only bang maple trees.



Or slippery elms.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36489 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 9:28 pm to
Top ten overhead comments:

All you ever do, babe, is shake my tree
If she's oak she pokes.
He doesn't mind if you call him Stumpy
...well polished with a home made finish
When the elm is a rocking don't come a knocking
He usually just has sex with his palm
Those squirrels are going to have to move
Seems like a poplar tree
They met on Timber
Are the yew and the gentile a couple now?

Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10716 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Woodpecker


Ok I laughed
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
53964 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

One word comes to mind.

Splinter !


I winced.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
10716 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:05 pm to
By the way, was it consential?
Posted by BlueRunner
Member since Nov 2022
754 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:37 pm to
Looks like he is just stretching, using the tree for balance. Whats the problem? Or is it not a nudist tree park?
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
18352 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 10:48 pm to
I have heard of tree huggers but this is a bit much.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
11991 posts
Posted on 6/15/23 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

Dog yesterday, tree today. Predictions for tomorrow?


Its a good bet the subject will have something in common with BARK.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
78249 posts
Posted on 6/16/23 at 12:34 am to
No worse than some of the chicks I fricked
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
10286 posts
Posted on 6/16/23 at 12:36 am to

Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
17212 posts
Posted on 6/16/23 at 2:35 am to
quote:

One word comes to mind.

Splinter !


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