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Happy 83rd birthday to Chuck Norris....
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:02 pm
A baw's baw.
He is in better shape than guys half his age and could still kick the OT's collective asses.

He is in better shape than guys half his age and could still kick the OT's collective asses.



Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:10 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris doesn’t turn 83
83 turns Chuck Norris
83 turns Chuck Norris
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:13 pm to Ash Williams
Back when the internet was fun.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:15 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
One of Oklahoma’s finest!
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:15 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris made an offer even the Godfather couldn't refuse...
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:16 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
If Chuck Norris were to travel to an alternate dimension in which there was another Chuck Norris and they both fought, they would both win.
This post was edited on 3/10/23 at 7:16 pm
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:17 pm to molsusports
Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:18 pm to Athis
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he pushes the world down.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:18 pm to molsusports
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:18 pm to molsusports
Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:19 pm to molsusports
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:19 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
I used to love when Conan O’Brien had the Walker Texas Ranger lever 

Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:20 pm to CBandits82
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:20 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Chuck Norris is able to slam a revolving door
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:20 pm to East Coast Band
The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:21 pm to molsusports
The fastest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:21 pm to East Coast Band
When Chuck Norris's parents had nightmares, they would come to his bedroom.
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:22 pm to East Coast Band
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Posted on 3/10/23 at 7:22 pm to molsusports
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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