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Worst Nicholas Cage Acting Performance
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:25 pm
Watching a laughably bad one -- Vampire's Kiss.
His accents are horrible whenever he tries those. I have no idea what he's doing in this film -- just horrible.
Ya think it helped him get into the business his uncle is Francis Ford Coppola?
His accents are horrible whenever he tries those. I have no idea what he's doing in this film -- just horrible.
Ya think it helped him get into the business his uncle is Francis Ford Coppola?
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Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:30 pm to Homeboy
The movie called Kiss of Death or something like it where he plays a mobster's son Named Sonny?
horrible acting
I also hated Con Air.
horrible acting
I also hated Con Air.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:30 pm to Homeboy
First one that comes to mind is Con Air.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:32 pm to Homeboy
All of them?
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:35 pm to EmperorGout
Valley girl sucked as well. 
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:40 pm to TideHater
There's no way he's got a worse acting performance than The Wicker Man.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:41 pm to Hideo Nomo
From Con Air...
"Why don't you just put the bunny back in the box..."
WORST EVER!
"Why don't you just put the bunny back in the box..."
WORST EVER!
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:48 pm to Hideo Nomo
quote:How in the hell did it take 6 posts before someone mentioned the absolute worst performance?
There's no way he's got a worse acting performance than The Wicker Man.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:52 pm to Homeboy
Holy shite, I just watched that a while ago too and thought the same thing. Almost started a thread as well.
But I really don't think he's worth a shite to begin with, so I could pick pretty much any role.
But I really don't think he's worth a shite to begin with, so I could pick pretty much any role.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:56 pm to blueboy
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All of them?
Raising Arizona, Red Rock West and Lord of War all have my seal of approval.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 8:57 pm to Homeboy
How about these performances?
Seriously, I loved him in Raising Arizona and, uh, that movie the Coen bothers made. Well, I'm sure he will be great in Astro Boy! It's only a voice part, but Nick will own that part!
My god, he sucks.
Seriously, I loved him in Raising Arizona and, uh, that movie the Coen bothers made. Well, I'm sure he will be great in Astro Boy! It's only a voice part, but Nick will own that part!
My god, he sucks.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 9:14 pm to Homeboy
quote:
Ya think it helped him get into the business his uncle is Francis Ford Coppola?
No shite, but he must actually have some fans (with really shitty standards) to keep getting cast in big roles.
What I especially hate is when he looks like he thinks he's just lighting up the screen, but it's the cheesiest, dumbest shite you've ever heard.
"How in the name of ZEUS'S BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell. I just thought that might be useful to our situation MAYBE!!!" - while goofily convulsing his body and making ridiculous hand gestures.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 9:20 pm to Hideo Nomo
Posted on 11/12/08 at 9:23 pm to TideHater
quote:
The movie called Kiss of Death or something like it where he plays a mobster's son Named Sonny?
horrible acting
:kige: that was fricking ridiculous.
quote:
I also hated Con Air.
this I have to disagree with. Con Air was the tits.
Posted on 11/12/08 at 9:23 pm to TulaneTigerFan
really outside of lord of war his shite sucks
Posted on 11/12/08 at 10:19 pm to blueboy
quote:Yeah, that dude doesn't drop lines, he drops entire scenes.
"How in the name of ZEUS'S BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell. I just thought that might be useful to our situation MAYBE!!!" - while goofily convulsing his body and making ridiculous hand gestures.
And I think Face Off followed by Con Air. Who's pissed they forgot about Face Off??
Posted on 11/12/08 at 10:33 pm to TulaneTigerFan
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WICKER MAN ROCKS!!!
The bees part made it.
Posted on 11/13/08 at 12:34 am to BrentED
its probably a better question to ask what he didn't suck in.
8mm maybe?
amos and andrew
raising arizona
guarding tess
matchstick men
Adaptation
8mm maybe?
amos and andrew
raising arizona
guarding tess
matchstick men
Adaptation
Posted on 11/13/08 at 12:44 am to cene
There's a pic in a magazine of him at his son's "rock" concert and his son looks like huge fricking retard. He had long arse black hair and his face was painted white with makeup and shite like all those douchebags in rock do nowadays. I think his son is a bigger toolbag than he is which is saying an awful lot. 
Posted on 11/13/08 at 12:55 am to tigerking765
Funniest unintentionally funny movie of all time
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