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Just another day in the USA.

Posted on 3/5/23 at 11:59 am
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8598 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 11:59 am
Visiting Glaveston with my mother. We are at a fancy resturant for breakfast.

My mother goes to the restroom and inside is a woman with what appears to be a 12 year boy.

My mother's asks the woman. "Isn't he a little old to be escorted into the Ladies restroom?"

The woman replies: "I'm teaching him how to be a female."

Dear Lord... please help our Nation.

In other news.. they brought me soup, in a bowl, on a plate, and it was cold.

I took it to the waitress station and asked for them to heat it on the microwave.

The waitress lifted the bowl off the plate with one hand by inserting her big fat greasy thumb pressed up against the inside of the food bowl... uggghhh... I ain't eating that mess.
This post was edited on 3/5/23 at 5:21 pm
Posted by TigerAttorney
Member since Nov 2017
4431 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:08 pm to
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I took it to the waitress station and asked for them to heat it on the microwave.

What kind of fancy restaurant you eating at baw?
Posted by jnethe1
Pearland
Member since Dec 2012
17061 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:09 pm to
Hooray Democrats
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
19548 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:10 pm to
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My mother's asks the woman. "Isn't he a little old to escorted into that Ladies restroom?"

The woman replies: "I'm teaching him how to be a female."
I’m holding out hope that the woman was giving a smartassed answer to your mother asking a stranger about something thats none of her business

ETA but I agree with you about the soup, no excuse for that shite
This post was edited on 3/5/23 at 12:12 pm
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
19243 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:11 pm to
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The woman replies: "I'm teaching him how to be a female."


That woman needs an arse whoopin.
Posted by Patrick Little CA
Member since Mar 2023
12 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:20 pm to
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That woman needs an arse whoopin.

You mean a lethal injection.
Posted by Tusksup
Sheridan, AR
Member since Feb 2023
1520 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:23 pm to
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The waitress lifted the bowl off the plate with one hand by inserting her big fat greasy thumb pressed up against the inside of the food bowl... uggghhh... I ain't eating that mess.

You are only a baby step better than the weirdos in the women's bathroom. Think about that for a minute.
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
9304 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:25 pm to
Actually it is her business


This is what happens when women lead a country
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8251 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:26 pm to
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The woman replies: "I'm teaching him how to be a female."


If he legitimately has a gender dysphoria, then why would you need to teach him how to be another gender? Sitting down to pee isn't that hard.
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8598 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:27 pm to
You'd eat food after the waitress stuck her finger in it?

But be my guest.. whatever floats your boat..
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
116007 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:30 pm to
:RonaldoTheGlobalistsDidThis.gif:
Posted by Tusksup
Sheridan, AR
Member since Feb 2023
1520 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 12:32 pm to
I'm not a bitch. Did she actually even touch your soup, or just the lip of the bowl?
Be truthful.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22928 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:05 pm to
Teaching a boy to be a female? So lesson number one is sitting down to pee. Ought to be a law against that bullshite.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107072 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:09 pm to
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I'm not a bitch.


You know what kind of person feels the need to exclaim that they aren’t a bitch?


















Yep, a bitch.
Posted by Beauregard96
Hopped up on goof balls
Member since Nov 2006
2569 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:24 pm to
Cracker barrel ain't fancy baw
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116730 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:26 pm to
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Sitting down to pee isn't that hard.


I think it's mandatory for men to pee sitting down in Sweden.
That's what happens when you give women political power.
Posted by Tusksup
Sheridan, AR
Member since Feb 2023
1520 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:27 pm to
Shut up, bitch
This post was edited on 3/5/23 at 1:28 pm
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
94776 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:36 pm to
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You'd eat food after the waitress stuck her finger in it?


You have no idea how kitchens operate, do you? Folks touch all of your food all the time until it comes out.

#Notkidding
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107072 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:37 pm to
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Shut up, bitch


Good comeback.













/sarcasm
This post was edited on 3/5/23 at 1:38 pm
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26093 posts
Posted on 3/5/23 at 1:37 pm to
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The woman replies: "I'm teaching him how to be a female


A good response would be, "a shame that you weren't taught."
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