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re: Friday Yo Momma Jokes
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:14 am to JohnnyBgood
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:14 am to JohnnyBgood
Your Momma's so fat she went to Taco Bell to pay her phone bill.
Your Momma's so fat she gets her toe nails painted at Earl Scheib.
Your Momma's so fat she gets her toe nails painted at Earl Scheib.
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Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:14 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so stupid she fat.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:34 am to JohnnyBgood
Your momma is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:47 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma's tits are so saggy, when she is topless at Mardi Gras her nipple rings drag sparks on the sidewalk.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:05 am to JohnnyBgood
The only difference between yo momma and an Airbus A380 is that not everyone has ridden on an Airbus A380
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:12 am to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma's so fat, when God said 'let there be light', he told her to move her fat arse out of the way.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 11:46 am to JohnnyBgood
Heard one on the radio the other day:
Your momma so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with flesh eating disease and said she had 10 years left to live.
Your momma so fat, the doctor diagnosed her with flesh eating disease and said she had 10 years left to live.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 1:27 pm to JohnnyBgood
Your momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Your momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Your momma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks
Your momma so fat she got stretch marks on her eyebrows.
Your momma so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and shite herself.
Your momma hair so short she can curl it with rice.
Your momma glasses so thick she can look at a map and see people waving.
Your momma so old she’s in Jesus’ yearbook
Your momma so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the banket fishing.
Your momma so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Your momma breath so bad she can blow bubbles with now-a-laters.
Your momma so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal
Your momma so fat she uses pillow cases for socks
Your momma so fat she got stretch marks on her eyebrows.
Your momma so dumb she got locked in the bathroom and shite herself.
Your momma hair so short she can curl it with rice.
Your momma glasses so thick she can look at a map and see people waving.
Your momma so old she’s in Jesus’ yearbook
Your momma so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the banket fishing.
Your momma so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Your momma breath so bad she can blow bubbles with now-a-laters.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 2:58 pm to JohnnyBgood
Yo momma so ugly she made a freight train take a dirt road.
Posted on 2/10/23 at 4:38 pm to JohnnyBgood
Yo mama is so fat, she's from both sides of the family.
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