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What are some good LSU/Louisiana Valentines Card puns?

Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:38 pm
Posted by Mix2000
Member since Feb 2023
6 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:38 pm
Let’s hear em
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32982 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:41 pm to
Are you from Dublin?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104305 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:43 pm to
I'm stuck on the interstate just like I'm stock on you.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
38952 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:45 pm to
I've never seen anyone in the quad hotter than you

Posted by wileyjones
Member since May 2014
2692 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:47 pm to
Are you wearing a bullet proof vest?

Cause I got a 9mm for you
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:48 pm to
Cover:

Nice shrimp boots





Inside:

Wanna frick?
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
25630 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:57 pm to
Something about sucking heads and pinching tails with a picture of a crawfish
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:58 pm to
"I'm gonna make a roux in your panties."
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58319 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 4:59 pm to
Something about river boat casinos

Liquor in the front

Poker in the rear
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9620 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 5:00 pm to
Crawfish are red
Crabs are blue
I know you like to suck dem heads too

This post was edited on 2/9/23 at 5:05 pm
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4178 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

I'm gonna make a roux in your panties.


Light or dark?
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53470 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 5:03 pm to
I'm going to slap my dick bayou tittays
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11168 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 5:08 pm to
quote:

Something about sucking heads and pinching tails with a picture of a crawfish


"Let's make tonight hot and spicy. Throw down some protection so we don't make a mess everywhere, suck a little head, pinch some tail, and make it where the whole neighborhood knows what's going down"


Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5437 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 5:24 pm to
Pun, can’t help you but I tell my wife every Valentine’s Day I’m just a baw, happier than hell that she’s my bawette.
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
5779 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 5:35 pm to
You're as sweet as king cake.

Let me put a baby in you.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13868 posts
Posted on 2/9/23 at 6:03 pm to
Cajun guy to girl: “you got any Cajun in you?”

Girl: No

Guy: you want some?
Posted by Mix2000
Member since Feb 2023
6 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:26 am to
Top tier
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73577 posts
Posted on 2/10/23 at 10:35 am to
STTDB?
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