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The Turgid Tale of Old Seamus McCready, or, Old Hard Ons Die Hard
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:22 am
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:22 am
Oh no...all gone
This post was edited on 2/7/23 at 10:46 pm
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Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:40 am to fr33manator
Wtf are you talking about
Posted on 1/30/23 at 6:45 am to KennabraTiger
Something about a guy who preys on children
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:14 am to fr33manator
This is cringe.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:17 am to fr33manator
You take your meds today, baw?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:23 am to fr33manator
Make it 3 times longer and it is a Harry Chapin song! Damn shame to lose him so early.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:25 am to fr33manator
I enjoyed it. 
Posted on 1/30/23 at 7:58 am to fr33manator
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At buxom young lasses
quote:
Sarah McPhee
Pics?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:14 am to fr33manator
Did you ever answer the riddles from last week? Pretty fk’d up to post them, have us spend our afternoon wracking our brains to answer them instead of getting our work done, then not tell.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:27 am to Sasquatch Smash
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Sarah McPhee Pics?
Well Sarah McPhee,
Was a devil you see,
And her tits were up high and up tight,
And with devious freckles,
She'd take the men's shekels,
As she'd stroke on their egos all night,
She knew just what to do,
To fool fools more than few,
"Ha! Ha! Ha!" (Though their jokes, weren't /that/ funny.)
But her undying lust,
Was for HER golden bust!
What McPhee loved McMost was McMoney
Yes a right lovely lass!
With such charm and such class,
Not to mention a nice derrière,
I'll not name any names,
But she fancied the game,
And she knew that a dick wasn't square!
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:28 am to Rick9Plus
I confirmed the correct answers I thought.
I'll go back and do that today. I've been sidetracked
I'll go back and do that today. I've been sidetracked
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 10:03 am
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:41 am to Hawgnsincebirth55
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This is cringe.
First fr33 thread, huh?
Posted on 1/30/23 at 8:42 am to KennabraTiger
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Wtf are you talking about
Old dude bringing the cock
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:04 am to Tigerpride18
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Something about a guy who preys on children
How did you come to this!?
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 10:05 am
Posted on 1/30/23 at 10:31 am to fr33manator
Young lass sounded young
Posted on 1/30/23 at 11:01 am to Tigerpride18
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Young lass sounded young
Well when you're 88 everything would be young. I thought it was pretty obvious the "young lasses" were the women working in the pub.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 11:09 am to fr33manator
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A gun ancient as rust,
You would think it shoots dust,
But there still might be one in the barrel.
Posted on 1/30/23 at 12:25 pm to johnnydrama
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I enjoyed it.
Be glad. It started out last night as some terribly tortured, melancholy moroseness about a man on a cliff havin a conversation with death and all that.
Real morbid borin shite.
But...then... he was named Seamus. And he was past 80. And it rhymed with McCready. And so that's how that went.
To be honest I'm probably more pleased with the outcome .
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:02 pm to Mr. Misanthrope
Glad it was the right mix of inappropriate humor for you
Posted on 1/30/23 at 3:26 pm to fr33manator
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Glad it was the right mix of inappropriate humor for you
Yes, it fell somewhere between The Boxer and There was once a man from Nantucket.
Edit: Certainly your Seamus McCready bears a striking resemblance to another dirty old man Wilfrid Brambell playing Paul McCartney’s grandfather in A Hard Days Night.
This post was edited on 1/30/23 at 7:13 pm
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