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A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again

Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:27 pm
Posted by Hammond Tiger Fan
Hammond
Member since Oct 2007
16245 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:27 pm


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Bryan Johnson, a wealthy entrepreneur based in Venice California, who is 45 going on 18—is enamored with the idea of being biologically young again. So much so that he is on the path to spending over $2 million this year alone on a host of medical interventions and tests aimed at helping him be younger.


This is some of the most idiotic shite I've ever read. Nothing will help that manly face.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
16374 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:27 pm to
That is scary looking.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
37422 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:29 pm to
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Nothing will help that manly face.
Is that really the face of a manly man?




It's definitely the Adam's apple of a man.
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 2:30 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
64635 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:31 pm to
The first bicentennial is already alive. Maybe he'll be the one.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:32 pm to
I hope more of them go down this rabbit hole. They may wind up funding legitimate innovations that trickle down to the rest of us.
Posted by VictoryHill
Alabama
Member since Nov 2013
3224 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:32 pm to
Want to look young?

Don't drink alcohol, drink only water, eat lots of fresh fruits and vegetables, and moisturize your face, neck, and hands which are the giveaways to true age.
Posted by DCtiger1
Panama City Beach
Member since Jul 2009
9113 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:33 pm to
This is the next step in being able to identify as whatever the frick you want.
Posted by C
Houston
Member since Dec 2007
27890 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:34 pm to
Better than whacking off his dick and changing their name to Brandi.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
30326 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:34 pm to
Link to story?

Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
11916 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:44 pm to
I generally don’t get all worked up about genders. And by default, in my opinion, there are only two.

But I’m pretty sure that I’m getting it right when I ask about that person: what is it?
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
27021 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:45 pm to
I’ll let him work out the kinks on his dime and when I’m 60 let them make me 40 again. Many thanks in advance.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
15957 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

A 45-year-old tech CEO is spending millions a year to be 18 again


Hope it works.
Posted by tigerfive
Member since Nov 2020
505 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 2:51 pm to
Figures it would be someone born in the year of the snake. They are notoriously vain.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 3:56 pm to
Elevating one’s self above your fellow humans and nature…

Should be a movie

Posted by Lou the Jew from LSU
Member since Oct 2006
4838 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 4:27 pm to
If they found a fountain of youth,
I wouldn’t drink a drop and that’s the truth.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73775 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 5:46 pm to
Isn't this a modern day Ponce de Leon?
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73953 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 6:22 pm to
How many needy families could he feed with that $2,000,000? Too much disposable income causes many people to lose their soul.
Posted by Porter Osborne Jr
Member since Sep 2012
40782 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:23 pm to
He looks like the kidnapper, Wild Bill, from Silence of the Lambs.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
16783 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:26 pm to
I wish rich people wasted their money better, like giving me some of it.
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