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What would you do if you found out you were related to Stalin?

Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:47 am
Posted by geauxkoo
Member since Oct 2021
1636 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:47 am
A friend of mine did the 23 and Me shite, and it got me thinking. What would you do if you found out you were related to someone like Stalin or Hitler?

Is it something you would tell other people, or keep it to yourself?

I think I'd keep it to myself. Actually, I'd never do one of those genealogy studies because I'm relatively sure I'm a Heinz 57. And frankly I don't give a shite about what came before me.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37686 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:49 am to
Genghis khan or bust.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133221 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:49 am to
I’d check the Lenin closet too
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
3981 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:50 am to
I’m wary of private corporations having my DNA on file. Plus my parents already did one so I kind of have an idea of what I am.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70936 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:50 am to
I'd brag about it
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
21373 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:50 am to
Go on living my life
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10770 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:51 am to
Be pissed I didn’t inherit the hair.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88329 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:51 am to
that would really hamper dinner conversations
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7774 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:51 am to
I'd try to conquer the world.
Posted by ThatTahoeOverThere
Member since Nov 2021
4624 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:51 am to
I did it. Turns out I’m a direct descendent of Robert The Bruce
Posted by SlimTigerSlap
Member since Apr 2022
4313 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:51 am to
New tattoo
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88612 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:51 am to
Give out reparations for things I didn't do of course.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:53 am to
quote:

I’m wary of private corporations having my DNA on file. Plus my parents already did one so I kind of have an idea of what I am.


If your parents is on file, it's close enough to yours to track you down.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28068 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:54 am to
Why would it matter? Don't carry dead peoples' baggage.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83032 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:54 am to
Become leader of the DNC
Posted by GMiles
Member since Jan 2023
26 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:55 am to
Try to claim inheritance
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
44877 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:56 am to
My son actually is related to Genghis Khan
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
3981 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:56 am to
Oh shite!
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88329 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:57 am to
Doesn’t he have a daughter that lives in the US?
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37686 posts
Posted on 1/5/23 at 11:57 am to
As are millions of others
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