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Damn Rainbow Flag (gay)!

Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:35 pm
Posted by jpcajun
Member since Nov 2010
1210 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:35 pm
Went to visit my parents this past weekend; both will turn 80 in 2023. we live a couple hours away and me and my family were pulling up, I see a rainbow flag flying on the front porch of all places! I said... "What the hell is going on?!?". When we walked inside, I asked my dad, "So who is gay? You or mom?" My dad looked at me with a blank stare and said "What are you talking about?" I told him he had a rainbow flag flying on the front porch and he said "Yes, your mom likes the colors and thought i'd look nice on the front porch". I proceeded to ask him if he knew that was the "gay pride" flag! My dad AND mom didn't know that and my dad ran outside and pulled the flag down! We laughed so hard because he said it had been up there for 3 weeks!
Posted by T
Member since Jan 2004
9889 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:37 pm to
Their neighbors probably assume that their son is gay.
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11323 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:37 pm to
Sorry bro, your parents are gay. Why are you forcing them to spend their final years in the closet?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54960 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:38 pm to
The joke is on you. Your Pops knows what he's doing. When the time comes, the gays will pay top dollar for the property. He was trying to help you out in the long run, but you had to go and frick it up.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30412 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:41 pm to
Did you tell them about pineapples in the flower bed??
This post was edited on 12/5/22 at 1:50 pm
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20292 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:46 pm to


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Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29286 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:48 pm to
It is ridiculous that those people hijacked the rainbow.

Rainbows are awesome.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120459 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 1:59 pm to
This didnt happen
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
33180 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

proceeded to ask him if he knew that was the "gay pride" flag! My dad AND mom didn't know that and my dad ran outside and pulled the flag down!



Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67508 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 2:15 pm to
Reminds me of a story about an older woman texting or emailing a friend about the death of the friend's loved one and she ended the text/email with LOL thinking it meant..Lots of Love......she was horrified when she found out what it really meant
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
17793 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 2:18 pm to
I’m jealous they’re sheltered from the media enough to have not realized that.
Posted by GOP_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
18006 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 2:19 pm to
If you go to Peru, you may be confused at first if you don't know that the following is the flag of the Incan Empire, and people fly it identifying with their Incan ancestry:



The normal Pride Flag is different in that it lacks the light purple stripe and the blue is a darker shade.
This post was edited on 12/5/22 at 2:20 pm
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 2:53 pm to
See any hammers lying around?
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92877 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 2:58 pm to
What planet do they live on?
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19214 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 2:59 pm to
The solution is this: A flag with a rainbow on it and in bold letters "Not Gay".

Problem solved.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18767 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 3:01 pm to
I’m sure that there are worse ways to find out that your dad is gay.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20152 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 3:26 pm to
I hate that the gays have co-opted the rainbow as a gay symbol. Who doesn’t like the rainbow? I wish it were a-political again.

Same with the pineapple, apparently. I didn’t (and still don’t really) know anything about that one until opening this thread.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 12/5/22 at 4:11 pm to
So when are you coming out ? And did you ask them about the upside down pineapple
This post was edited on 12/5/22 at 4:12 pm
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