re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

So the thread gets pinned but then unpinned? Admins fighting?

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Where to kick things off at?? This year was supposed to be a “small” thanksgiving. Just my parents, my oldest, his family, and mine. Turns out my middle brother decided to come down, and none of us other than my mom knew my ex-SIL was coming down also. My niece from them moved to NOLA and is a typical French Quarter, freak that I want no where near my daughter. Niece shows up last night with a guy that’s at least 15yr older then her, and is a total shite stain. Unaware to any of us they bring a pot belly pig that they “rescued” to the festivities. My 8mo Dogo Argentino doing what he was bred to do makes a bee line right at it, and the fur begins to fly. His parents hear the commotion, and decide to join in. By the time we get the dogs off the pig it’s dead. Women are screaming, niece and shite stain are disturbed, and then then ex sister in law shows up.

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Oh hell yeah!

Quick update from last year ...

MIL (age 83) has managed to hang on for another year and will be joining my family (wife and daughter, no pics) provided that she does not crash her car into a tree again, like she did last Thanksgiving.

I think I was unofficially declared one of the "winners" of last year's thread, and I'd prefer not to defend my title and just be a spectator this year.

I'll know how it's going by about 1pm (PST) tomorrow when wife is scheduled to pick up MIL for transport to my house. As long as MIL doesn't decide to "run to the store" so she can "cook things" ... code for "wrap my car around a tree" ... I'm hoping things will go well.

However, tonight got off to rousing start ...

Got some shopping done and some early food prep and then settled down with a cigar and scotch. About two puffs in, my sister (divorced, no pics) calls and says her shed has been burglarized and can I come over. Sure.

She has a hobby farm, with entirely too much shite (Why have 1 commercial Stihl weed eater when you can have 3? That sorta' thing). It's every pilfering meth-head's wet dream.

Local cops are there, give her a shrug of the shoulders, take a report and advise her to shoot on sight in the future. She runs with their advice and asks me how to shoot her pistol (which she's never touched).

I advise, after chastising her for not buying the shot gun that I told her to buy months ago, that I am not going to stand in the dark to assist her in firearms training.

We walk the property, lock everything up, and I tell her to call me if/when the criminals return to finish cleaning her out. I can get to her place in about 2 minutes, with sufficient firepower, and it's a better option than having her shoot herself and/or one of her innocent neighbors.

It's now 12:30am, and she just called to tell me she's gonna' try to sleep. I'm not excited about providing security services for the holiday, especially since that entails another sober Thanksgiving.

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Yeah. I’m sure you are very pleasant to be around when you’re sick. All about you douche bag. The entire universe!

Wow, what a douche…I was just giving an update…wasn’t even bitching.
You seem like a great person to have around…I feel bad for your family if you have any.

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wtf happened to the sticky?!

R fricking A'd

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had no idea this was stickied

Im nominating you for Mod of the year

I’m starting thanksgiving with a hangover

We got a leader in the clubhouse.