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re: Female prison guard, 25, denies having an 'inappropriate relationship' with an inmate

Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
63951 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:41 pm to
Imagine being incarcerated for a crime and she's your guard.
You'd think you were cast in a porno.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
24698 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:44 pm to
this an older story, one i've definitely seen here before, and just like last time, i just gotta give ol' boy props, b/c he's either extremely good looking, can talk for himself like no other, or is packing serious pipe, b/c both of those women are attractive and decided to frick up their lives to frick this dude...

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
114746 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

You'd think you were cast in a porno.


Nailed In Jail: Guard Gets Mr. Meaner...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74764 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

You'd think you were cast in a porno.



LINK
Posted by Lsudx256
DFW
Member since Mar 2016
2911 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:49 pm to
It looks like she has ice in her wine glass. No way I would bang that heathen.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
74764 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

It looks like she has ice in her wine glass. No way I would bang that heathen.



first thing I noticed, I was so taken aback that I couldn't comment at the time
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
90887 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Shmylo


quote:

Pontypridd


fricking Welsh names, look like they're from Dr. Seuss.

Posted by Swamp Angel
Georgia
Member since Jul 2004
7827 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 3:32 pm to
Apparently she misunderstood what role she was hired to fill. They were looking for a penal officer - not a penile officer. A common mistake, I'm sure.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
4844 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 3:46 pm to
A hot prison guard...what could go wrong?
Posted by Mr Boyles
Member since Mar 2022
1600 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 3:58 pm to
She's a very pretty prison guard. I wouldlet her handcuff me to my cell bars
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
15367 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 4:20 pm to
I'd let her rough-up my suspect.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
57731 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Ruth Shmylo
She's a dirty bitch and this is why she became a prison official. Soon, she'll have 57 tats.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
37624 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 5:25 pm to
100% absolutely not guilty.
Posted by WaWaWeeWa
Member since Oct 2015
15714 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 5:45 pm to
Now that’s what I call doing hard time
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
31299 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:11 pm to
She seems bottom thic

Still not guilty though
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
10943 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

It looks like she has ice in her wine glass. No way I would bang that heathen.




Good.....less competition for the rest of us.

Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7156 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:51 pm to
What is a chick like that working at a fricking prison for ?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
266138 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:53 pm to
She should just claim the relationship wasn't inappropriate, he consented.
Posted by yaboidarrell
westbank
Member since Feb 2017
5613 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:54 pm to
Where were these prison guards when I was locked up?!
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
42096 posts
Posted on 10/19/22 at 6:55 pm to
Perfectly normal for IRL 9s to be working fast food and stuff in some countries.
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