- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Favorite quotes by your father: What are yours?
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:04 am
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:04 am
Not limiting you to one quote. List all your favorite quotes by Dad.
A Couple of my favorite from my Dad:
1) You don't start fights. That's what trash does. But you don't back down from a fight someone else starts with you. Never back down. I don't care if you get your arse kicked, you don't back down. The minute you back down, you're going to do it the rest of your life.
2) (This one was his advice to my sisters) If someone tries to grab you or take you, do not get in that car. I don't care if you are killed right there, you fight them to the bitter end before you get in that car. Dying outside that car will be better than what will happen to you if you get in that car.
3) (Dad is a Doctor. My Brother and I are chefs. One Sister is an engineer and the other an Ultra-sound tech.)
Average person talking with Dad: So none of you children became a doctor like you? And your sons work in restaurants? That must upset you.
Dad: Why?
Person: Because none of your kids followed in your footsteps. And your sons are working in kitchens.
Dad: First off, as a society we've moved passed the idea that sons must follow in their father's footsteps. If I had followed in my father's footsteps, I'd have been a chef instead of a doctor. My sons have just gravitated towards the industry my family made their living from.
4) ONe of my favorite lines ever: I told your mom she could have as many kids as she wanted to raise. Joke was on me: she died and left me with four kids to raise.
A Couple of my favorite from my Dad:
1) You don't start fights. That's what trash does. But you don't back down from a fight someone else starts with you. Never back down. I don't care if you get your arse kicked, you don't back down. The minute you back down, you're going to do it the rest of your life.
2) (This one was his advice to my sisters) If someone tries to grab you or take you, do not get in that car. I don't care if you are killed right there, you fight them to the bitter end before you get in that car. Dying outside that car will be better than what will happen to you if you get in that car.
3) (Dad is a Doctor. My Brother and I are chefs. One Sister is an engineer and the other an Ultra-sound tech.)
Average person talking with Dad: So none of you children became a doctor like you? And your sons work in restaurants? That must upset you.
Dad: Why?
Person: Because none of your kids followed in your footsteps. And your sons are working in kitchens.
Dad: First off, as a society we've moved passed the idea that sons must follow in their father's footsteps. If I had followed in my father's footsteps, I'd have been a chef instead of a doctor. My sons have just gravitated towards the industry my family made their living from.
4) ONe of my favorite lines ever: I told your mom she could have as many kids as she wanted to raise. Joke was on me: she died and left me with four kids to raise.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:06 am to magildachunks
Favorite: "What's right is right, what's wrong is wrong. There is no grey area"!
Least Favorite: "Go get my belt"!
Least Favorite: "Go get my belt"!
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:10 am to magildachunks
Don’t let your meat loaf.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:12 am to magildachunks
Don’t put you’re dick in crazy bitches. I didn’t listen
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:13 am to magildachunks
After an injury from something: “the directions are written all over that thing.”
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:14 am to justice
quote:
Don’t put you’re dick in crazy bitches.
Your dad was telling you to be gay?
How else was he expecting you to get laid?
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:17 am to magildachunks
I will redecorate this room in brain matter gray
I brought you into this world and I will take you out of it.
There is such thing as a fair fight.
I brought you into this world and I will take you out of it.
There is such thing as a fair fight.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:18 am to magildachunks
Don’t worry. It’s OK to be concerned, but don’t worry.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:18 am to magildachunks
I’m going out for cigarettes. I’ll be back.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:28 am to magildachunks
Don’t go to a nut cutting with a a dull knife
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:30 am to magildachunks
Remember, you can run a car out of gas a hundred times. You only get to run them out of oil once.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:30 am to Tiger2712
quote:
Don’t go to a nut cutting with a a dull knife
This sentence is gibberish.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:31 am to magildachunks
1) Show me better than you can tell me…
2) Any old muddy water will put out a fire…
3) Measure twice, cut once…
2) Any old muddy water will put out a fire…
3) Measure twice, cut once…
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:32 am to magildachunks
That dude is as fast as sauce through a widow woman.
Slicker than owl shite.
Feel it without touching it.
Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich.
Slicker than owl shite.
Feel it without touching it.
Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich.
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:35 am to BOSCEAUX
On why we castrate bulls: “take his mind off arse and put it on grass.”
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:39 am to magildachunks
“I ain’t had so much fun since momma got her titty hung in the washing machine”
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:42 am to Kayakndan74
When my mom had supper cooked “That’s so good it would make a rabbit turn around and hug a hound” I sure miss them
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:46 am to magildachunks
Junior, women are crazy
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News