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Favorite quotes by your father: What are yours?

Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:04 am
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
33091 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:04 am
Not limiting you to one quote. List all your favorite quotes by Dad.


A Couple of my favorite from my Dad:

1) You don't start fights. That's what trash does. But you don't back down from a fight someone else starts with you. Never back down. I don't care if you get your arse kicked, you don't back down. The minute you back down, you're going to do it the rest of your life.

2) (This one was his advice to my sisters) If someone tries to grab you or take you, do not get in that car. I don't care if you are killed right there, you fight them to the bitter end before you get in that car. Dying outside that car will be better than what will happen to you if you get in that car.

3) (Dad is a Doctor. My Brother and I are chefs. One Sister is an engineer and the other an Ultra-sound tech.)

Average person talking with Dad: So none of you children became a doctor like you? And your sons work in restaurants? That must upset you.

Dad: Why?

Person: Because none of your kids followed in your footsteps. And your sons are working in kitchens.

Dad: First off, as a society we've moved passed the idea that sons must follow in their father's footsteps. If I had followed in my father's footsteps, I'd have been a chef instead of a doctor. My sons have just gravitated towards the industry my family made their living from.


4) ONe of my favorite lines ever: I told your mom she could have as many kids as she wanted to raise. Joke was on me: she died and left me with four kids to raise.
Posted by Potchafa
Avoyelles
Member since Jul 2016
3469 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:06 am to
Favorite: "What's right is right, what's wrong is wrong. There is no grey area"!

Least Favorite: "Go get my belt"!
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58533 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:10 am to
Don’t let your meat loaf.
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
54910 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:12 am to
Don’t put you’re dick in crazy bitches. I didn’t listen
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
8162 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:13 am to
After an injury from something: “the directions are written all over that thing.”
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
33091 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:14 am to
quote:

Don’t put you’re dick in crazy bitches.



Your dad was telling you to be gay?



How else was he expecting you to get laid?
Posted by bullyintigertown
Tiger Country
Member since Aug 2013
173 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:17 am to
I will redecorate this room in brain matter gray

I brought you into this world and I will take you out of it.

There is such thing as a fair fight.
Posted by BayouENGR
Seagrove Beach
Member since Nov 2015
2530 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:18 am to
Don’t worry. It’s OK to be concerned, but don’t worry.
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
7494 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:18 am to
I’m going out for cigarettes. I’ll be back.
Posted by Tiger2712
Member since Nov 2018
113 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:28 am to
Don’t go to a nut cutting with a a dull knife
Posted by Kayakndan74
NE AL
Member since Nov 2021
393 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:30 am to
Remember, you can run a car out of gas a hundred times. You only get to run them out of oil once.
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
33091 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:30 am to
quote:

Don’t go to a nut cutting with a a dull knife



This sentence is gibberish.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3483 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:31 am to
1) Show me better than you can tell me…

2) Any old muddy water will put out a fire…

3) Measure twice, cut once…
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
48139 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:32 am to
That dude is as fast as sauce through a widow woman.

Slicker than owl shite.

Feel it without touching it.

Up a hogs arse to get a pork sandwich.

Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
8162 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:35 am to
On why we castrate bulls: “take his mind off arse and put it on grass.”
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
5833 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:37 am to
Goodbye
Posted by lsushelly
Denham Springs
Member since Aug 2006
2980 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:39 am to
“I ain’t had so much fun since momma got her titty hung in the washing machine”
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19613 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:42 am to
When my mom had supper cooked “That’s so good it would make a rabbit turn around and hug a hound” I sure miss them
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:45 am to
“Hold your ears”
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22133 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:46 am to
Junior, women are crazy
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