Divorced guys, click here

So you’re still together?

Just leave this exact webpage open on any device that she might look at.

God will take care of the rest.

Tell her this and then just leave baw

Hit the lawyer, delete the gym, facebook up.

My pager went off and I’m here to remind you of my rules for OTers getting divorced.
Here are my rules.

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Getting Divorced Checklist
Retain an attorney. Again... Retain an attorney.

Immediate action items:
1) Secure and/or change all passwords. End all open sessions of social media. Make all of this private.
2) On your cell phone bill-if you have a joint account- pay the extra $ for detailed billing. Document communications with Jody.
3) If you are a W-9 employee and have direct deposit- change this. Open a new account at a different bank and deposit your salary there.Transfer money for shelter, transportation, children as necessary. Establish a new checking account with an address that is not your home address. (If she has access to your mail then you don’t have control)
4) Have a detailed copy of your tax returns going back 4-5 years.
5) Change mailing address/ enable paperless documents w/ new passwords for financial accounts.
6) Reduce/eliminate 401k contributions until judgement of divorce. IRA’s are ok to continue.
7) Inventory your home like you would for homeowners/flood insurance.
8) She has a window of opportunity to wreck your credit. Don’t let her.
9) Document, Document, Document Jody...even if it’s simply location tracking of her whereabouts. This will come into play for spousal support payments.
10) File first. Establish the date of separation... every day does count. This list is a 4:30 in the morning checklist and is put together from my own and friends experiences...it’s not meant to be complete- just a starting point. Divorce is about property, money and control. You gotta be on your toes or else you’ll get screwed.

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It’s not a complete list but it covers the main things that you need to know.

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Disclaimer; Currently crushing beers in my driveway in anticipation of sleeping in my car.

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Jesus Christ bro you need to get out ASAP

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Divorce is about property, money and control. You gotta be on your toes or else you’ll get screwed.

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Damn that's some sage advice.

OP, you are better off getting your shite together in preparation for what sounds inevitable than drinking beer and sleeping in your car. Yeah it's 2 in the morning or whatever but i'm guessing it's still your house. when she's passed out it's time to get some phone numbers and get ready to kick this shite off.

Never forget that she really cannot MAKE you feel a certain way. She can't control your emotions. She can try, that's it. If she's dead set on self-destruction by being the alcoholic bitch queen of the universe that's her frickin problem.

In the end I wasted tens of thousands of dollars on my 1st wife but it could have been much much worse.. I could have wasted my life with her.

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love her but she's become a bitter, mean, alcoholic

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Al Anon.

Go have an affair. It will make you feel better.