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How long does a roll of toilet paper last you?

Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:30 am
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
29821 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:30 am
I commissioned a roll on Saturday, July 23 in the year of our Lord 2022. It found its final resting place this morning, August 16, meaning it lasted 24 days.

I, as you all know, don't eat like shite and I'm not an alcoholic so I'm not shitting my pants all day like some unfortunate saps.

So, baws, how long does a roll of toilet paper last in your home?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
123713 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:31 am to
1-2 hours
Posted by MTB
Houston
Member since Aug 2007
1424 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:31 am to
Depends on the Bidet of the week
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
40134 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:32 am to
Wow, openly admitting to being a no bidet heathen in the year of our Lord 2022. Cringe.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
33275 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:33 am to
Subtle brag that you cannot find a woman to live with you.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11640 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:34 am to
Are we taking the wife into account? If so, less than a week.
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13413 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to
Me? A week.

My wife? A day
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18422 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to
Me? Sometimes a month

My wife? Sometimes a day it seems like.

I'm surprised we've never had major plumbing issues
Posted by Long Ball Larry
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2021
1503 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to
literal shite post
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
36510 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to
I wafflestomp so I’m still on the same roll for the year.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32910 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:35 am to
I reserve most of my poopies for the office toilet. My wife treats a tinkle like it's white Wednesday.
Posted by Cromulent
Down the Bayou
Member since Oct 2016
3026 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:38 am to
So you have not had a woman at your place in almost a month. Got it.
Posted by Zarkinletch416
Deep in the Heart of Texas
Member since Jan 2020
8689 posts
Posted on 8/16/22 at 9:10 pm to
Not long enough to prevent me from getting a bidet. Simple design, easy to install. It does the job.

This post was edited on 8/16/22 at 9:12 pm
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