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I had high hopes for the re-released Ford Bronco

Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:11 am
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:11 am
But now I’m disappointed.

I think they look pretty good, but are a little undersized and I’m not crazy about the engine lineup or the price.

However, the biggest turnoff is that they are clearly a lady vehicle. Nearly everyone I’ve seen has been driven by chicks.

I was hoping for this:


And got this:

Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
6040 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:12 am to
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Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13681 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:13 am to
At least it’s better than the reincarnation of the Blazer.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
88711 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:13 am to
quote:

However, the biggest turnoff is that they are clearly a lady vehicle. Nearly everyone I’ve seen has been driven by chicks.


You're confusing the Bronco Sport and the Bronco. 95% of regular Broncos I've seen are driven by men. But even if that wasn't the case, I guess Wranglers are now lady vehicles too
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:13 am to
Oh for sure…Chevy didn’t even try.
Posted by White Bear
AT WORK
Member since Jul 2014
17233 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:14 am to
They should've made the body wider instead of using fender flares as the main fender. That said, the shorter 2-door looks better than the crew.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85967 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:15 am to
Some of the higher end variants look ok, but it was always going to end up as the modern H3 - a toy truck for bro-country types in the suburbs.

Which is fine, I hope they enjoy the hell out of it. But the looks, combined with the crowd that lusts after it the most, just ups the cheesiness factor for me.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12702 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:16 am to
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This post was edited on 1/30/25 at 12:44 pm
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
40577 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:17 am to
Is there an SUV that’s not a lady’s vehicle?

The larger the vehicle, the smaller the woman.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2254 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:17 am to
I have a 2011 4runner, that I love, and I was looking forward the Bronco. But as a 6'7" guy, the 103.7 cu-ft of interior space was a huge turnoff. I barely fit in my 4runner and was hoping the Bronco would be bigger.
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
83213 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:18 am to
Why would anyone have high hopes in a piece of shite Ford?
Posted by Stephen_Bonnet75
Charles Town
Member since Jul 2022
63 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:21 am to
Shut up
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19148 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:22 am to

Are you discussing the Bronco Sport or the full size Bronco?
Ford should've done Bronco and Bronco II


Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7890 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:22 am to
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16648 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:22 am to
Yup. Nothing but women driving them.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
19148 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:25 am to
quote:

I guess Wranglers are now lady vehicles too


Wranglers are a lesbian calling card.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40401 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:25 am to
My small sample size supports this theory. I know two people who own a full sized Bronco and both are women.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
66580 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:27 am to
I rented one on vacation a year ago and it was just kind of rickety and boxy. I had no sense of where that front is when I was parking (but, I tend to park like a chick).
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80483 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:28 am to
In today's world, you were never in a million years going to get this...

Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68782 posts
Posted on 7/15/22 at 8:29 am to
quote:

At least it’s better than the reincarnation of the Blazer.


That thing should not be allowed to be called a blazer.
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