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If every animal species (including insects) weighed 200 lbs…

Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:06 pm
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:06 pm
… which would be the most formidable in a one on one fight?
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:06 pm to
Aardvark
Posted by Poichess
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:07 pm to
Rollie Pollie
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:07 pm to
any type of wasp would be pretty bad
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:08 pm to
A 200 pound ant. Imagine how strong a 200 pound ant would be when they can carry so much shite already with their tiny little ant bodies
Posted by Scrimpin Gary
ATX
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:08 pm to
A 200lb pistol shrimp vs a 200lb scorpion would be gnarly.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:08 pm to
Mosquito
Posted by Codythetiger
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2006
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I wouldn't frick with a 7 lbs honey badger... a 200 lbs honey badger is probably a 1 way ticket off this planet for me baw
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:08 pm to
Murder hornet or some spiders
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:08 pm to
I want to say something like honey badger, but I gotta give it to a flying animal. Praying mantises have swords for arms, so maybe them. Depends on whether their exoskeleton is more durable with size
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:08 pm to
Spiders.

I'd die because I can't stand them when they're tiny.

frick that
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:09 pm to
200 lb preying mantis would wreck shop
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:09 pm to
I think a 200 lb Scorpion would frick stuff up. They have claws and a stinger. Whole body is armored too.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:10 pm to
A 200 lb spider would cause me to take my own life.
Posted by Big Gorilla
Bossier City
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:10 pm to
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Mosquito


That would be like a small airplane with a blood sucker. I would never go outside. You would be drained in seconds.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25169 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:11 pm to
Really just about any insect that large would be terrifying and could take any unarmed human
Posted by Macavity92
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:12 pm to
Sounds like a good concept for a movie.

But where are you going to find an attractive 200 pound female lead?
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
17036 posts
Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:12 pm to
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A 200 lb spider would cause me to take my own life.



Nightmare fuel
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:12 pm to
The correct answer is the Ironclad Beetle. Literally nothing you have could defeat it in a fight. I’ll put it this way how badass this beetle is: you can run over it with a car and it walks away unscathed. It can support 39,000 times its own weight. Even a machine gun or bazooka would not do all that much to it if it could still support 39,000 times it’s own weight:

This post was edited on 5/19/22 at 3:13 pm
Posted by Big_Slim
Mogadishu
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 5/19/22 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

200 pound ant. Imagine how strong a 200 pound ant would be when they can carry so much shite already with their tiny little ant bodies


Yeah but decreasing the surface area to volume ratio is gonna frick that up. Not a 1:1 scale up for strength
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