Started By
Message
locked post

I just got home from work and there was a random Sonic paper receipt by my front door.

Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:37 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9515 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:37 pm
Should I be scared? Does someone want to fight me?
This post was edited on 5/6/22 at 5:38 pm
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
14798 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:38 pm to
Jody was carb loading before giving your ole lady a workout.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50193 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:38 pm to
Jody brought your SO a cherry limeade to keep her energy up.
Posted by Iron Lion
Romulus
Member since Nov 2014
13649 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:39 pm to
Someone catch you checking knuckles?
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15271 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:40 pm to
A slug wants to fight you for comparing him to snails
Posted by Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
5878 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:42 pm to
Supersonic bacon double cheeseburger with tots? I was pretty tired and needed a lot of calories after taking your wife to poundtown.
This post was edited on 5/6/22 at 5:42 pm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18937 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:44 pm to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
70815 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:45 pm to
Equivalent of a bullet with your name on it. Get ready to throw hands. You ain't got a hair on your arse if you don't go rip your shirt off in the parking lot and punch the frick out of the first person you see outside their car.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27283 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:46 pm to
What did the robbers order? Im genuinely curious…
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52860 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:47 pm to
You will find a dinner for 3 Ruth's Chris receipt on Sunday. I've been ordering Uber eats with your credit card number.
Posted by Palmetto98
Where the stars are big and bright
Member since Nov 2021
2145 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:48 pm to
Someone was hungry after sex
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:50 pm to
Jody appreciates you staying til 5 on a Friday
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13436 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:50 pm to
That $2 hotdog wasn’t the only piece of meat being put between 2 buns.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19393 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:50 pm to
The only answer is to get on the neighborhood app and talk about your terrifying and unsettling experience. Post a picture of it and explain how you have let the authorities know. You want the trespasser charged with the “fullest extent of the law”

Not sure what a half extent of the law or a quarter extent would even be but people say that stupid arse saying when referring to persecution.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10660 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 6:05 pm to
You know where to meet baw. I'm here.
Posted by BeachDude022
Premium Elite Platinum TD Member
Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 6:06 pm to
I was in town and tried to check knuckles the night of the Garthquake, but no one met me there. Buncha poons.
Posted by The Truth 34
Chavez Ravine
Member since May 2010
41572 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

Equivalent of a bullet with your name on it. Get ready to throw hands. You ain't got a hair on your arse if you don't go rip your shirt off in the parking lot and punch the frick out of the first person you see outside their car.


Facts
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 6:59 pm to
The address is on the receipt homie, meet you there...
Posted by not Jack
Texas
Member since Jan 2018
483 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 7:12 pm to
In Texas, wind would be a likely suspect.
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7225 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 8:29 pm to
Your wife got a foot long coney delivered
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram