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Thoughts on a bidet?
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm
Asking for a friend….
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Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Not this shite again.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:39 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Absolutely amazing. Best investment I’ve made
We find the little joys in life,
where e’er we steal them from,
I never thought I’d find delight,
in water on the bum,
Like poo-nut butter, smeared around,
tis fearful when I shite,
Then comes a lovely splashing sound,
the filth is gone, that’s it,
The rest is done with one spare square,
the muck all washed away,
I speak the truth to you, mon frere,
get yourself a bidet
We find the little joys in life,
where e’er we steal them from,
I never thought I’d find delight,
in water on the bum,
Like poo-nut butter, smeared around,
tis fearful when I shite,
Then comes a lovely splashing sound,
the filth is gone, that’s it,
The rest is done with one spare square,
the muck all washed away,
I speak the truth to you, mon frere,
get yourself a bidet
This post was edited on 5/3/22 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:40 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Buy one. They are great. Not much else to add.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:40 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Bidet Board
One down from the Garth Board
One down from the Garth Board
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:43 pm to Northwest Louisiana
quote:
Thoughts on a bidet?
It makes me think happy thoughts. I rather enjoy it.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:51 pm to Northwest Louisiana
I think he's a terrible president.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 7:55 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Germans like ‘em
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:02 pm to Northwest Louisiana
two if by night, one if bidet
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:12 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Bought one based on last thread. F'n excellent. Dropping a load without one will feel barbaric in retrospect.
$30 Amazon purchase, 10 min install. TP's role in the situation becomes drying 10 drops of water vs smearing until it's clean.
Do it.
$30 Amazon purchase, 10 min install. TP's role in the situation becomes drying 10 drops of water vs smearing until it's clean.
Do it.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 8:15 pm to Northwest Louisiana
When your aim gets good it functions as an enema. I suggest a heated one if you do this a lot.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:02 pm to Northwest Louisiana
I still do not understand the want for shitty water spray. 
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:13 pm to Northwest Louisiana
In
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:13 pm to Northwest Louisiana
For some men, it’s like getting peanut butter out of a shag carpet…
To each his own, I’ll get one to try. Been in my safari tabs for like 5 years. Hello Tushy or something. No relation to hello kitty but can’t confirm.
To each his own, I’ll get one to try. Been in my safari tabs for like 5 years. Hello Tushy or something. No relation to hello kitty but can’t confirm.
Posted on 5/3/22 at 9:20 pm to Northwest Louisiana
Every week or two this pops up. I had this discussion with friend a week ago. Let's just say this guy uses large quantities of toilet paper every time he shites. You all know what that means. And he has to use a heavy duty wash cycle to clean his drawers. So I told him if he hooked up a Brondell Eco Seat S102 for about 150 bucks he would cut his toilet paper use by 90% and his drawers would always clean up nice. And he like most of us in the US said "I ain't gonna use no bidet". Oooh, how am I ever going to use cold water on my hot butthole in Colorado. I explained that cold winter water heats up fast on an arse. If you are on the fence just understand what I'm saying.
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