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Pels vs Lakers: Toni actually plays a game

Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:45 pm
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
25780 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:45 pm
SONS

WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID ABOUT THE LOLAKERS THIS SEASON? THEY'VE GOTTEN THEIR ASSES ROYALLY KICKED ONE GAME AND BLEW A 23 PT 2ND HALF LEAD IN THE 2ND GAME LIKE THEY PLAYED IN ATLANTA.

I'VE SEEN SOME BITCHMADE MOTHERfrickERS SONS. TONI TAKES THE CAKE. IT IS 100% CONFIRMED THAT HIS JOINTS AND LIGAMENTS AND BONES ARE REALLY ALL JUST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF LITTLE VAGINAS THAT FORM SOMETHING RESEMBLING A NBA BASKETBALL PLAYER.

WHO THE frick DO THE LAKERS THINK THEY ARE TURNING DOWN THE frickING LIGHTS WHILE WE SHOOT AROUND? PELICANS CAN SPOT FISH 60 TO 70FT IN THE AIR, YOU MAKING OUR SHOOTAROUND LOOK LIKE A WEAK arse MARRIAGE PROPOSAL AINT SLOWING US DOWN YOU SOFT arse BLEEDING VAGINA CUNTBAGS. I'LL frick JEANIE IN THE arse AND WIPE THE JIZZ OFF HER BACK WITH LEBRONS BEARD.

OUR WINGS WILL BE BLOODIED. THE LAKERS WILL DRY. THEN DIE.

PELS W
LIME AND JALAPENO RUFFLES L
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 7:02 pm
Posted by Pelefraan 1
Member since Jan 2018
6706 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:46 pm to
Yaaaaaaaaaas
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 6:50 pm
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
70840 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:49 pm to
Posted by Don Pel
Member since Feb 2019
463 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:50 pm to
This made me feel a little queasy and believe me this isn’t easily achieved.

I like the part about bloody wings though

Bow to who? #WBD
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
55807 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:50 pm to
TWIST THEIR DICKS
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26038 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:54 pm to
quote:

IT IS 100% CONFIRMED THAT HIS JOINTS AND LIGAMENTS AND BONES ARE REALLY ALL JUST THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF LITTLE VAGINAS THAT FORM SOMETHING RESEMBLING A NBA BASKETBALL PLAYER.


Oh shite, lulz.

quote:

I'LL frick JEANIE IN THE arse AND WIPE THE JIZZ OFF HER BACK WITH LEBRONS BEARD.


fricking savage!
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 6:56 pm
Posted by Pelefraan 1
Member since Jan 2018
6706 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:57 pm to
It's not in SKC, but minor detail
Posted by Pelefraan 1
Member since Jan 2018
6706 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

I'LL frick JEANIE IN THE arse AND WIPE THE JIZZ OFF HER BACK WITH LEBRONS BEARD.


This kind of shite is why you have cult status on this board
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26038 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

It's not in SKC, but minor detail


Da frick it’s not. We took their shite from them. Err damn arena is the SKC now, bitches.
Posted by LSUPilot07
Member since Feb 2022
7947 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:01 pm to
That was a true classless move by turning the lights out and it shows just how threatened they are by the Pels. I hope we are up 30 at half again like last time. Take their heart and rip it out of their chest for them to see. They have zero fight when times get hard.
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 7:03 pm
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
25780 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

It's not in SKC, but minor detail


Lol corrected.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103114 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:02 pm to
They don’t have much fight when they aren’t getting punched in the mouth.

To reference a Ron White routine, they got a lot of quit in them.
Posted by thejuiceisloose
Member since Nov 2018
6066 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:06 pm to
I wish we could have Cam Jordan come off the bench as a center tonight
Posted by Baron
Member since Dec 2014
1880 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:11 pm to


CJ and the boyz about to burn the Lakers season down to the ground
Posted by Pelicans15
Bossier
Member since Mar 2019
908 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:14 pm to
Hell ya! No 70 year old arse tonight I'm in for this game
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
55807 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:18 pm to
No Melo for the lakers tonight
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
127828 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:18 pm to
Huge news. Key Lakers superstar is OUT for this game.












quote:

The Lakers say Carmelo Anthony (non-COVID related illness) is OUT for tonight's game against New Orleans.
Posted by Pelefraan 1
Member since Jan 2018
6706 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:19 pm to
Actually helps them
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
55807 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:20 pm to
He’s decent enough offensively tho. So it is a bit of a loss.
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 7:21 pm
Posted by Poichess
Member since Jun 2019
1123 posts
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:20 pm to
Kaw! Ka! Mfckers!

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