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Your Win-Loss record fighting random men and women
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:55 am
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:55 am
Street Fighting. No rules really. No weapons.
1. What would your Win-Loss record be if you fought a random MAN every day for a MONTH? Figure 30 days in a month.
2. Same question, but it's a random WOMAN for a YEAR. 365 days in a year.
My answer:
1. Against Men: 28-2 (I figure I would lose a 1 fight every two weeks.)
2. Against Women: 363-2 (I figure I would lose 1 fight every six months.)
Pretty sure most of us would lose to this:

1. What would your Win-Loss record be if you fought a random MAN every day for a MONTH? Figure 30 days in a month.
2. Same question, but it's a random WOMAN for a YEAR. 365 days in a year.
My answer:
1. Against Men: 28-2 (I figure I would lose a 1 fight every two weeks.)
2. Against Women: 363-2 (I figure I would lose 1 fight every six months.)
Pretty sure most of us would lose to this:
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:56 am to Langland
30-0, the only person that can defeat Oldmanbeasley is Oldmanbeasley and even then Oldmanbeasley still wins
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:58 am to Langland
0-3.5 against the wife. No pics.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:59 am to Langland
0-30
0-365
All forfeits. I don’t have the time or energy for all that.
0-365
All forfeits. I don’t have the time or energy for all that.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:00 am to Langland
quote:I would win at least...
2. Against Women:
350
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:02 am to Langland
The hyper majority of humans are undefeated in professional boxing.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:05 am to Langland
I don't hit women, but the one's that have tried to fight me got their asses pinned to the ground in a hurry, so I'd say 100% on the women - not kicking their arse, but making them submit.
Men - my record in life is probably 2 wins, 1 loss and 1 draw. So I'll go with that stat as my chances.
Men - my record in life is probably 2 wins, 1 loss and 1 draw. So I'll go with that stat as my chances.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:05 am to Langland
3-1
I got my arse kicked by one baw. My dad also kicked my arse once, but he is not random.
I got my arse kicked by one baw. My dad also kicked my arse once, but he is not random.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:07 am to cable
quote:
making them submit
Kinky
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:11 am to Langland
Considering I lift, BJJ and have decent cardio, I would say I win 2/3 of the fights based on cardio alone.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:12 am to Langland
if everyone in society is participating in this? cause by day 10, your body is going to be pretty banged up.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:15 am to Langland
quote:
18 - 80
deaf, dumb, blind or crazy
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:19 am to Langland
I’m undefeated in this exercise
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:21 am to LSU Coyote
quote:
I would say I win 2/3 of the fights based on cardio alone.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:22 am to Langland
I ain't gonna lie, that woman throwing the table is impressive.
I mean impressive that she can throw it. Nothing else is impressive.
I mean impressive that she can throw it. Nothing else is impressive.
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:31 am to Langland
Do the women have to make the winner a victory sandwich and bring ‘em a beer
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