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Your Win-Loss record fighting random men and women

Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:55 am
Posted by Langland
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Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:55 am
Street Fighting. No rules really. No weapons.

1. What would your Win-Loss record be if you fought a random MAN every day for a MONTH? Figure 30 days in a month.

2. Same question, but it's a random WOMAN for a YEAR. 365 days in a year.


My answer:
1. Against Men: 28-2 (I figure I would lose a 1 fight every two weeks.)
2. Against Women: 363-2 (I figure I would lose 1 fight every six months.)

Pretty sure most of us would lose to this:

Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10939 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:56 am to
30-0, the only person that can defeat Oldmanbeasley is Oldmanbeasley and even then Oldmanbeasley still wins
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10677 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:58 am to
0-3.5 against the wife. No pics.
Posted by FightingTigers138
In your thoughts
Member since Dec 2016
5981 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:58 am to
0-30
365-0
Posted by LSUcajun77
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2008
23891 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 9:59 am to
0-30

0-365

All forfeits. I don’t have the time or energy for all that.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125959 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:00 am to
quote:

2. Against Women:
I would win at least...

350
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37695 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:02 am to
The hyper majority of humans are undefeated in professional boxing.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:05 am to
I don't hit women, but the one's that have tried to fight me got their asses pinned to the ground in a hurry, so I'd say 100% on the women - not kicking their arse, but making them submit.

Men - my record in life is probably 2 wins, 1 loss and 1 draw. So I'll go with that stat as my chances.
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45290 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:05 am to
3-1

I got my arse kicked by one baw. My dad also kicked my arse once, but he is not random.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98750 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:06 am to
Age range?
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5653 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:07 am to
quote:

making them submit


Kinky
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73574 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:09 am to
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56182 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:11 am to
Considering I lift, BJJ and have decent cardio, I would say I win 2/3 of the fights based on cardio alone.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39880 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:12 am to
if everyone in society is participating in this? cause by day 10, your body is going to be pretty banged up.

Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:14 am to
quote:

Age range?

18 - 80
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
73574 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:15 am to
quote:

18 - 80


deaf, dumb, blind or crazy
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98750 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:19 am to
I’m undefeated in this exercise
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
83096 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:21 am to
quote:

I would say I win 2/3 of the fights based on cardio alone.



Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40206 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:22 am to
I ain't gonna lie, that woman throwing the table is impressive.

I mean impressive that she can throw it. Nothing else is impressive.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
21187 posts
Posted on 3/18/22 at 10:31 am to
Do the women have to make the winner a victory sandwich and bring ‘em a beer
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