Unpopular opinion:. Morning sex is overrated

Do you turn your ac off at night?
Why are you sweating so much?

Piss, then return to bed.

Morning sex is great.

Sweated all night???

You are entitled to your opinion but when you get to a certain age any sex you can get is great.

Nothing like waking up with wood and rolling over and starting that little butt rub, then everyone knows spooning Leads to forking. When the light is just breaking through the windows and the kids haven’t woken up yet, so you do the thing where you keep it quiet and somehow trying to keep it on the DL makes it a little more risqué and even better.

Then you roll over after and go right back to sleep for another half an hour.

Pretty sweet if you ask me. Properly rated.

Well aren’t you a dainty one.

Not everyone is having the gravy sweats all night like you.

You're just old and lacking test. I doubt u get much any time.

Gayyy

The worst pussy I’ve ever had was the best I was having at the time.