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Old men that DGAF
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:24 pm
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:24 pm
I was eating lunch on my tailgate at work yesterday and these two women who live at the condo stop by walking a dog. We are just shootin the shite and the little dog keeps trying to hump my leg and one of the other women. Well this man who had to be in his mid 70's walks up and out of nowhere says "You know how to get the little shite to stop doing that? Pick him up and start sucking his dick." And then he just strolls on off. Probably the most caught off guard I have ever been and the two ladies did not appreciate it 
Y'all got any stories about old men just not giving single a frick?
Y'all got any stories about old men just not giving single a frick?
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Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:24 pm to Cregg
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eating lunch on my tailgate at work yesterday
Interesting.
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:26 pm to Cregg
Story of my life
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:27 pm to Cregg
Well… did it work?
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:28 pm to jscrims
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Well… did it work?
I was waiting on her to go first.
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:28 pm to Cregg
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I was eating lunch on my tailgate at work
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:29 pm to Cregg
I can think of better ways to get it to stop 
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:29 pm to Cregg
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Old men that are sexual deviants
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:31 pm to Cregg
One of our big hopes in life should be that we live long enough to get to the intersection of the "don't give a shite age" and the "he gets a pass age". That has to be one of the greatest benefits of growing old.
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:31 pm to shutterspeed
Point?
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:32 pm to SEClint
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I can think of better ways to get it to stop
Well the dog isn’t going to suck your pecker
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:34 pm to LSU Coyote
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LSU Coyote
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"You know how to get the little shite to stop doing that? Pick him up and start sucking his dick."
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Interesting.
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:35 pm to notiger1997
quote:it would if your mom wasn't so selfish with it
Well the dog isn’t going to suck your pecker
This post was edited on 1/16/22 at 2:36 pm
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:36 pm to Cregg
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"You know how to get the little shite to stop doing that? Pick him up and start sucking his dick."
Not sure if the old man DGAF or if it’s just misplaced hopes
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:37 pm to Cregg
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"You know how to get the little shite to stop doing that? Pick him up and start sucking his dick."
Who here besides me didn't figure out this was an old wives tail
after several tries? Right, Fellas?
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:37 pm to Sao
Only took me one try 
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:39 pm to Cregg
Lol, my coworker just told me that same joke the other day. I had to walk away from him cuz I was laughing so hard. And he's in his 30s,lol.
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:41 pm to 777Tiger
Pekingese seemed to taste the worst. Yuck.
Posted on 1/16/22 at 2:44 pm to Sao
I expected something different when I saw this thread title.
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