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re: Walmart Selling Bidets in Store

Posted on 12/13/21 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
7321 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 4:32 pm to
They’re a lot cheaper if you get one that’s been opened.
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4455 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

The water is concentrated like a laser, so it doesn’t hit your balls—just the anus.


Have the wives figured a way to aim that laser like stream of water at the clitoris yet?
Posted by nosaints
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2009
321 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 5:23 pm to
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9657 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

Have the wives figured a way to aim that laser like stream of water at the clitoris yet?


I've had a couple of women spend WAY too much time in my bathroom with the bidet.
Posted by Old Hellen Yeller
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2014
9423 posts
Posted on 12/13/21 at 5:30 pm to
Don’t cheap out on a bidet. Thing will leak water and cause way more damage than $25
Posted by Lugubrious
Member since Apr 2005
251 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 6:42 am to
Was gifted a cheap model, it was awful.

I then bought a Brondell and it’s flawless. Heated water. Heated seat. Heated air.
Posted by tiger11
Houston
Member since Mar 2004
3272 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 7:01 am to
quote:

None of them go full car wash. Even the fancy ones.




Sure about that?
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8044 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 8:37 am to
quote:

I then bought a Brondell and it’s flawless. Heated water. Heated seat. Heated air.



Model?
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
4952 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 8:52 am to
quote:

What's a decent one that heats the water?


Don't overthink it. You don't need a heated one. I thought I wanted heated also. After using a non heated a handful of times you won't notice anymore. Strangely you get used to it very quick. Its actually refreshing on a hot day.
Posted by smoke225
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2007
7871 posts
Posted on 12/14/21 at 9:32 am to
I now want one as well, great thread.

So I am willing to spend more than $25, so can I get a list of the best options from the Bidet Professionals in the thread?
This post was edited on 12/14/21 at 9:33 am
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9498 posts
Posted on 12/16/21 at 9:04 am to


Related - A nice upgrade to go with your Bidet is the LED timer for shitter fan.

The LED is just enough to see what you are aiming at and nice to not have to go back and turn off the fan.

Also used after shower to vent.

Amazon
This post was edited on 12/16/21 at 9:06 am
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1153 posts
Posted on 12/16/21 at 10:13 am to
Bought one after reading this thread.

Best $25 I've ever spent
Posted by sec13rowBBseat28
St George, LA
Member since Aug 2006
15394 posts
Posted on 12/16/21 at 7:44 pm to
Mine came in today. It was very easy to install. My days of wiping, and wiping, and wiping, and wiping are finally over…at least at my house.

I highly recommend this thing.
Posted by BuckeyeFan87
Columbus
Member since Dec 2007
25240 posts
Posted on 12/16/21 at 7:48 pm to
I got one similar and 100% recommend it
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