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Corny jokes. Let’s hear ‘em
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:48 am
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:48 am
I’ll start.
Why don’t roosters wear pants?
Because their pecker is on their head!
Why don’t roosters wear pants?
Because their pecker is on their head!
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Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:49 am to Bamafig
What’d the suspenders say to the pants?
Sup britches
Sup britches
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:51 am to Bamafig
What happens if you swallow corn on the cob whole? You get cornstipated
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:51 am to Bamafig
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Just in case there’s a salad dressing.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:53 am to Bamafig
Why should you bring 2 pairs of socks when you go golfing?
In case you get a hole in one!
In case you get a hole in one!
This post was edited on 11/22/22 at 6:53 am
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:54 am to Bamafig
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent
Because the “P” is silent
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:56 am to Bamafig
If you ever get cold inside, go stand in the corner, They're usually 90 degrees.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 6:58 am to Bamafig
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella.
For drizzle.
For drizzle.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:00 am to fightin tigers
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river bank
In a river bank
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:01 am to Bamafig
What do you call a cow with no legs…
Ground beef
Ground beef
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:04 am to Bamafig
How come there is only 239 beans in a can? One more would make them 240.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:04 am to Bamafig
When does a joke, become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent
When the punchline becomes apparent
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:06 am to Bamafig
What kind of insects live on the moon?
Lunar ticks.
Credit Doorbell Dad Jokes.
Lunar ticks.
Credit Doorbell Dad Jokes.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:07 am to Hoyt
One day Dracula was talking to Renfield and said "I couldn't sleep all day."
Renfield: "Why not, Master?"
Dracula: Because someone plugged my electric blanket into a toaster and I kept popping out of my coffin all day.
Renfield: "Why not, Master?"
Dracula: Because someone plugged my electric blanket into a toaster and I kept popping out of my coffin all day.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:08 am to Bamafig
How do you sell a deaf guy a chicken?
WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:09 am to Bamafig
What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man that wrapped himself in saran wrap?
Well clearly I see you’re nuts
Well clearly I see you’re nuts
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:10 am to Bamafig
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, he ain’t coming.
Doesn’t matter, he ain’t coming.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:22 am to Bamafig
What did the duck say to the prostitute?
Put it on my bill...
Put it on my bill...
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:22 am to Bamafig
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice, throw a dead chicken in the hole and wait. When he shows up and leans over, you kick him in the ice hole.
You cut a hole in the ice, throw a dead chicken in the hole and wait. When he shows up and leans over, you kick him in the ice hole.
Posted on 11/22/22 at 7:23 am to Bamafig
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
Unique up on him.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way.
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