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DAT 9/21 Astros Off-Day Edition. The good guys are still somehow in 1st place.

Posted on 9/20/23 at 12:51 am
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
35364 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 12:51 am










And with that backdrop, here we are. Perhaps the most warped team to ever lead a division with 10 games left. Can't beat crappy teams. Can't beat good teams. Can't win at home. Can't beat crappy teams at home. The pitching staff is falling apart.

It will take a magic act to turn this thing around and make all the problems disappear.



Well...let's do this. Go get 'em Astros, or something.


This post was edited on 9/21/23 at 12:23 am
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
80670 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 1:38 am to

Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
36438 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 1:53 am to
Feel bad for season ticket holders. I know baseball is fun but the home performance is just…sad and lackluster
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
14506 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 4:24 am to
Just to add to the hilarity of this late season collapse, chances are whoever finishes third in the division won't get the WC because the Jays have moved into the 2nd WC spot after winning four in a row. They have 5 games left against the Yanks and 6 against the Rays to close out the season.
Posted by LolStarFishlol
Member since Jan 2023
728 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 5:31 am to
Astros are winning the AL west. Even with a loss today, it’ll probably be tied in the division, we go sweep the 50 win royals and then have the Mariners on deck. Win 1 maybe 2 and it sets us up nicely with the dbacks to win the west. That 4 game rangers Mariners series will be what saves us.
This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 5:34 am
Posted by Domeskeller
Astrodome
Member since Jun 2020
9102 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:32 am to
If they get in, it would be better for them to get the 6 seed since they can’t win at home.

But I’m also slowly moving into the “who cares” camp.
This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 6:35 am
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
62205 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:43 am to
quote:

we go sweep the 50 win royals


Lmao
Posted by Cliff Booth
Member since Feb 2021
2870 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:50 am to


Espada needs to pull a Denzel
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
62976 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 6:56 am to
Just end the season. It's over.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12493 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:27 am to
quote:

Astros are winning the AL west. Even with a loss today, it’ll probably be tied in the division, we go sweep the 50 win royals and then have the Mariners on deck. Win 1 maybe 2 and it sets us up nicely with the dbacks to win the west. That 4 game rangers Mariners series will be what saves us.


Lady? Is that you? What an odd alter name for a Lady.
Posted by 18handicap
Member since Jul 2014
5903 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:34 am to
I was offered free tickets for today.... I declined.
Posted by Floating Change Up
Member since Dec 2013
12493 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 8:29 am to
My prediction for the remainder of the season:
Mariners: 90-72
Astros: 89-73
Rangers: 89-73

Astros hold the tie breaker over the Rangers.

Picking the actual games they win/lose was arbitrary. But the end records will be:
Astros 10 games remaining (5-5):
BAL -- L
KC -- W
KC -- L
KC -- L
@SEA -- W
@SEA -- L
@SEA -- W
@ARI -- W
@ARI -- W
@ARI -- L

Rangers 11 games remaining (6-5):
BOS -- W
SEA -- L
SEA -- L
SEA -- W
@LAA -- W
@LAA -- W
@LAA -- W
@MAR -- L
@MAR -- W
@MAR -- L
@MAR -- L

Mariners 11 games remaining (7-4):
@OAK -- W
@ARL -- W
@ARL -- W
@ARL -- L
Astros -- L
Astros -- W
Astros -- L
ARL -- W
ARL -- L
ARL -- W
ARL -- W
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:09 am to
Posted by wahoocs
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2004
23556 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:24 am to
You just put way more effort into that than the Astros do when they’re home, not taking care of business

Astros pitching decline overall, more starters than relievers, is too much for a non-stable inconsistent lineup, plagued with rested players and a mentally handicapped primate to overcome

Their fate was probably sealed the second Tucker caught Castellanos’ ball in foul territory. If not, it was shortly thereafter, when Dusty didn’t ride off into perpetual stonedom.

Team has been handicapped from the start with WBC and other significant injuries, only complicated by a lack of motivation with no sense of urgency from ownership down to the bench.

Astros season has not ironically mimicked what you see in every urban city in America.

Decay
Posted by markinkaty
Katy Tx
Member since Dec 2019
4507 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:30 am to
Can't see how Javier makes it through 3 innings without giving up 6 against Balt.
Posted by Off McVoy
Member since Feb 2006
4529 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:31 am to
It's over. What a shitty season it turned out to be. FODB robbed Diaz of a ROY award, pitching staff crumbled and best hitters continue to fail in big situations late in the year. I'm out. Let's roll out Singleton, Dubon, Maldonado, Meyers and Kessinger today.
This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 9:35 am
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17056 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:43 am to
This season is like having a hang over when you get older. You wake up feeling not to bad and thinking you didn't drink as much as you thought. Then as the day goes on, you really start to feel those shots of liquor after 2 6 packs of beer. Finally you just say frick it, and start drinking all over again.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99804 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:47 am to
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102533 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:48 am to
quote:

Finally you just say frick it, and start drinking all over again.


Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99804 posts
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:03 am to
Altuve
Pena
Tucker
Bregman
Abreu
Yainer
Chas
Meyers
Maldy




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